A regular client I only keep because he is a good payer but I grow tired of him and only waiting for a good excuse to sack him soon:
Arrived to my door saying very loud good morning, stepping into my apartment and looking at the bunch of flowers he has brought with him - I wasn’t going to buy you the flowers but I arrived early and Tesco is just around the corner……..
What am I supposed do with this info ?
It’s not very nice to say that to a woman, is it ? 
He’s been saying such things over the 7 years he sees me but I kept brushing it off .
Well not today 
I said it’s rude and I don’t want to hear anything like that in the future.
His face was like he kept going on how beautiful the flowers were ( it was the cheapest bunch of tulips from Tesco ), and how much trouble he went through to buy them for me as he’s married and what is someone would see him buying them yada yada ..
I probably should be delighted and over the moon, in his mind .
Ffs , I don’t want his stupid flowers.
I just loathe the patronising way he treats me .
Just yuk altogether ( shudders).
Luckily I had someone lovely and easy after him , I enjoyed the booking and came home happy .
When regulars start treating you like a comfortable old, worn out slipper.....
No it's horrible, blinking cheapskate, playing you.
Wonder if he's thinking each visit, 'Wench, all I want is your everlasting gratitude for my great charitable, bountiful deeds!
