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Snow Whitest

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2670 on: 05 June 2021, 09:17:21 pm »
An abrasive Scotsman 55 (yeah right, 65 more like) who got lost on a 2 minute walk and had the bloody cheek to tell me to calm down when I told him his booking would be cancelled if he didn't arrive in 5 minutes. He was already 10 minutes late by that point!!  :FF
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Harriet_Lille

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2671 on: 06 June 2021, 07:00:14 am »
70 year old retiree, liked talking about golf.
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Nadya

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2672 on: 06 June 2021, 11:41:07 am »
Smelly bloke, left skid marks on the bed (thankfully it was his hotel room). Couldn't get out there quick enough.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2673 on: 06 June 2021, 02:30:22 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 06 June 2021, 11:41:07 am
Smelly bloke, left skid marks on the bed (thankfully it was his hotel room). Couldn't get out there quick enough.
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Saffy

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2674 on: 06 June 2021, 02:35:16 pm »
Quote from: Harriet_Lille on 06 June 2021, 07:00:14 am
70 year old retiree, liked talking about golf.

I had a 70 something who went on about his prostate for full half hour to squeamish little me.  I had known it was going to be a hand job booking so I just had to tune him out and nod in the right places.
« Last Edit: 06 June 2021, 05:10:07 pm by Saffy »
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Harriet_Lille

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2675 on: 06 June 2021, 05:37:32 pm »
Quote from: Saffy on 06 June 2021, 02:35:16 pm
I had a 70 something who went on about his prostate for full half hour to squeamish little me.  I had known it was going to be a hand job booking so I just had to tune him out and nod in the right places.

Ugh. I don't understand how they think that topic is appropriate.
My 70 year old did moan about his hip a few times. The first time was when I got on top. I didn't take it personally
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Phoenix

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2676 on: 07 June 2021, 12:59:43 pm »
Seemed to be some sort of Yoga enthusiast/Reiki hobbyist from the general conversation, but I couldn't call him a 'Master' because he gave me the weirdest of massages.
It involved lots of shaking of my buttocks etc, pressing my back and breathing on my skin whilst freezing momentarily  :-\

He seemed to think this should not be included in the time we had together (despite me regularly advising him of how much time we had and what did he want himself?) and grumpily muttered he should have charged me.

Squeeky clean straight from the shower, but had seemingly forgotten his armpits.
Kept my hair out of the way.

He also had a very long beard, gave me oral.. and headed directly back up to kiss me.  :-X
« Last Edit: 07 June 2021, 01:03:07 pm by Phoenix »
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saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2677 on: 07 June 2021, 01:04:37 pm »
Quote from: Phoenix on 07 June 2021, 12:59:43 pm
Seemed to be some sort of Yoga enthusiast/Reiki hobbyist from the general conversation, but I couldn't call him a 'Master' of either because he gave me the weirdest of massages.
It involved lots of shaking of my buttocks etc, pressing my back and breathing on my skin whilst freezing momentarily  :-\

I wasn't complaining though, it was a great change to the usual same old, same old:)

Squeeky clean straight from the shower, but had seemingly forgotten his armpits.
Kept my hair out of the way.

He also had a very long beard, gave me oral.. and headed directly back up to kiss me.  :-X

Oh wow you got yourself a stinky wizard! So funny.
Yes, I do those techniques too he didn't make them up ;D
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BlackTulip

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2678 on: 07 June 2021, 02:56:50 pm »
New client. 70 year old gentleman, although looked younger. Turned up with a bunch of flowers! So sweet. Sat me down for a chat about how he was more of a sensual guy than an overly sexual one. Said he wasn't in this for a quick fuck, more like wanting to build a relationship, albeit a professional working one. Was more into kisses and cuddles. Bless him. Was quite happy to get me naked though!;D Made me cum with tongue and fingers. Good job really since he had trouble with keeping an erection. I've never met such a kind and caring guy. When leaving he asked whether I would be prepared to meet with him again. You betcha! So wish all my clients were like him.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2679 on: 07 June 2021, 03:45:07 pm »
Very lovely gentleman today really enjoying it now
I'm out of pain!
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Lushblossom

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2680 on: 09 June 2021, 10:08:09 am »
A nice two hour guy who had not had sex for ten years lol. He brought me a thank you card and £30 tip. Much appreciated.
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TantricTease

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2681 on: 09 June 2021, 02:02:20 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 09 June 2021, 10:08:09 am
A nice two hour guy who had not had sex for ten years lol. He brought me a thank you card and £30 tip. Much appreciated.
Wow! What a nice treat, for you and him!😃
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Maz

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2682 on: 11 June 2021, 10:02:35 pm »
Had a lovely guy about an hour ago. He was easy enough but think he must have brought something in with him as my hayfever/allergies started up.  ::) This year I've gotten away with it up until tonight.

I had to go to the bathroom to sort my nose out but it was thick with gunk while I was giving him.oral. I had to keep baby wipes close as it was getting everywhere. Thankfully he had a large frame so his belly blocked his view of me going down on him and he couldn't see the state I was in.

Eventually he came in my mouth and I had to race to the bathroom to spit as I couldn't breathe with my nose blocked and mouth full. After that the ordeal was over and we just chatted the rest of the time. Thankfully he was understanding about the hayfever issue.
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Zandie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2683 on: 15 June 2021, 08:57:07 pm »
shoe on other foot now  :-[ :-[

One of my regulars , nice , decent , CLEAN and always tips , made a booking for 6pm.

Long shower, make up , dressed  by 05;40 , I'm a bit hot so grab a twister from the freezer ...WHY OH WHY DID I DIO THIS !!!

He texts at 05:55 to let me know he is parked up and making his way , then the unimaginable happens :FF :FF .......rumbling and ache in the tummy ( Ive had  one twister too many)  :(

Pure Panic .....Ive never moved like speedy gonzalez in my entire life .

A Quick and fast sit on the throne.... at the same time spraying all I could lay my hands  ( deodorant, perfume, hair spray.... wish i had a match box /candle to light  ;D ) jumped into the shower to wash and the buzzer goes off........ jumped out the shower and almost fell face first reaching for the towel , manage to dash to the door all hot , bothered but hopefully not smelly.

I directed him swiftly to the kitchen to wash his hands , no way was i letting him in the bathroom.

Thankfully he wanted to chat first before getting down to business... gave me time to cool down and pour half a bottle of toilet duck down the loo  ..phew !!
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2684 on: 15 June 2021, 10:37:23 pm »
Oh Zandie... I think we've all been there! Well I have 😂
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