Bit of a bellend, may have been nerves but I doubt it.

Newbie - barely spoke two words to me, avoided eye contact and body language was off. Asked if he liked kissing to get things going but he wasn’t keen. Got on with the job in hand. Tried to make small talk at the end and he told me that he’s never wanted to book anyone before in case he catches something.

Of course, it’s a valid concern but still a cockish thing to say after he just fucked me.

Greatful to have one firstly as it's quiet. Bit odd.
Stand offish no smiling .
I was very nice to him but just to get through the booking ,glad when he left .
 

Yep Justine, I’ve had it a few times. Generally think the sense they may have had in the head upstairs has wandered off to their nether regions so I’ll brush it off, but this one was so off with me throughout it pissed me off.

Never mind, I got paid and it was otherwise unremarkable so no harm done.

Much nicer client. Young lad, scammed out of his paid time with someone else so was a little apprehensive. Said I warmed his heart. Cute

that is lovely x

3 nice guys I one after the other all decent chatty and fun x
Busy I like it this way 

One nervous guy struggled with putting the condom on and used a black elastic ladies hair band around the cock base! Just left

Ugh ugh & ugh. This ain't short girls, so bear with me; it's giving me a migraine just going over it again *scowls*.

Outcall. Mother/son roleplay (double, triple ugh but whatever. I charge more). Donation clearly texted to him. Clearly understood by his reply. We spoke on phone, I advised him of additional $50 Uber charge, he says ok.

I'm 1/2 way to his house, he texts, says he only has XYZ amount, about $100 less than agreed upon amount😡😡.

NP I'm thinking, I'll get there, get $$, stash it & pull a Seinfeld Soup Nazi on him ~ "NO ROLE PLAY FOR YOU!"😆

I arrive, chaos ensues🤦🏼‍♀️. I'm "ripping him off". Not at all I say, you're the 1 who agreed to a role play at ABC $$ amount, then decided you didn't have it when I was on the way. I've told you we can do a regular hour, just no RP.

"But that's X amount & I gave you Y!" (It was extra $25, you guys🙄) It also cost me more than $50 to get there & back, so I'd already decided that was getting rolled over into the Uber cost.

This is where it got ugly. He actually stepped towards me & my purse 👛 ~ I was standing up bc I was thisclose to leaving his silly ass & *put his hands on it* (the purse)😡.

He's a smaller guy, I don't think I'd have had the courage (or stupidity) to do this with a larger man, but I butted up against him, nose to nose & SHOUTED, "I'm not giving you a damn thing back! You lied to me! YOU are ripping ME off!"

Surprisingly he backed down; my heart was going a mile a minute but I was ok, meaning calm. He was not getting $$ back $ I'd have fought if I had to *scowls again*.

Anyway, we finally went in the bedroom & started but he couldn't get it up OR pop (haha, serves you right). I was very fair & stayed the entire hour & did everything I could to help him, but nothing doing.

Fucktard.🔨🔨🔨

SaltySweet ~
*SNORTS!!!!*😆😆

It wasn't the smartest thing to do & please kids, don't try this at home🚫❌🛑.

Yeah, he was getting it (eyeroll); he paid for it, so he WAS getting it but that didn't work out so well for him, hmmm? *giggling*

"NO SOUP 🍜 FOR YOU!"