good pegging and cum eating session .. I just wish they be more explicit in booking I had myself prepped for GFE  n he says can u fuck my ass.

You could always ask them when arranging ‘what kind of session they’re looking for’.
Yes you get the overly crude plebs who think you want to here gory details about what they’d like to do.
But generally it’s a passing comment about gfe or a massage and happy ending. That kind of thing. Helps to prepare you for each client I find.
I’ve been asking every client for a few months now, and it helps mentally and physically prepare for each session without any nasty surprises. I can’t believe I used to wait for them to turn up at the door to know what they were hoping to do during the booking. Wow @ me, idk how I got through it haha.
If they ask for something (during a session) not included in a typically gfe or massage booking, I/you can then say ‘that’s not usually involved and I thought you were here for a sensual/intimate gfe visit?’

Not much fun sore  after with that bendy dick he had .

I'm seeing regular Morning-after-the-night-before Coke guys currently  I can always tell because they are super, super sensual with a shrunken willy and want to kiss my face off for 60 minutes (interspersed with oral - usually futile)

Most admit it at some point, but my client today made a bad job of denying it (probably because I think he had taken it immediately prior to me arriving) - and was polishing off the last of a "Blossom Hill" at 11am..
. Reached the end of my tether with oral after 40 minutes and insisted we swap to something else. After a few minutes massage he suggested he was OK now and I could leave.

Sure enough, he was knocking on the bathroom door within seconds, with an excuse to use the toilet. Jumpy and paranoid.. Maybe his stash was in there somewhere? 🤔

Yeah he was having a come down and need a pick me up fix he was not stopping his partying yet. 

Seriously overweight which is not normally a problem but his T-shirt was about 5sizes too small and covered in stains and rips.
Long greasy hair and had the most nose tingling pong from the under arm area.
Swiftly guided him to the shower, threw the deo at him and got through the booking like a champ.
I did however refuse to rim him and his attempts to persuade me to do bb because, quote, “the pee pee (his words) doesn’t like condoms”.
It’s been a quiet week before half term ladies. Desperate times!!   

Seriously overweight which is not normally a problem but his T-shirt was about 5sizes too small and covered in stains and rips.
Long greasy hair and had the most nose tingling pong from the under arm area.
Swiftly guided him to the shower, threw the deo at him and got through the booking like a champ.
I did however refuse to rim him and his attempts to persuade me to do bb because, quote, “the pee pee (his words) doesn’t like condoms”.
It’s been a quiet week before half term ladies. Desperate times!!   

The unappealing side of the job.
Wish you get some more appealing ones

The unappealing side of the job.
Wish you get some more appealing ones

Perhaps I need a break. Either I’m in a negative headspace which is causing me to find faults in almost 90% of clients at the mo (even my regulars are slacking on hygiene/pushing boundaries), or I’ve just had continuous bad luck.
In the last 2 weeks I’ve enjoyed only one booking, so yuuup something needs tweaking!

Seen 18 months ago he reminded me. Booked 30 mins massage HR,  upgraded to 1 hr on arrival...as he's counting the cash..... 'full sex ok?'
My fees has gone up £50 but he's got his amazed face on so I cave and say 'yes'.
(My head calculates 2 mins of vag and no BJ for the loss of £50)
I already see he's rolling with some personality disorder.

Then a slow drip feed of micro-requests
5 glasses of water?
Can he have jazz?
Can he turn my music off?
Could you blow on my chest?
Can I have oil?
Could he sit by the mirror?
Could I put my arse by the mirror?
Can we do doggy?
Can I hold his knackers?
Can I manoever so he manages the boobs?
His phone alarm goes off as he's now vegan and can't sustain life without necking vitamins through the day.



He's become that irritating little gnat buzzing on your nose.
I really want him out and consider telling him I can't do the hour due to a bad tummy.
'I don't mean to freak you out by asking things. I'll make sure to tell you next time'.  ( in  your dreams mate)
Then continues requesting and I refuse all very gently and sweet.

I think he's waiting for me to get annoyed, subbing from the top? autism spectrum or pick n' mix of both?
'I like it when you say no' he says. OK so that's his game.

Give him his 2 mins of vag and hes not cumming. I leave him to jerk off on his own as I arrange loudly with my imaginary client to ring the door. He's done.
Shows no sense of urgency getting dressed, takes his sweet time but I've earned my stripes having bitten my tongue and he leaves 10 minutes early.
Thanks me for a lovely experience.

He bit me on my labia. I had to take the rest of the day off :-(