Had this truly awkward client, poor lad was so nervious, apparently his first time. I don't usually see younger clients, but he lied about his age. No problem with shower or donation, but still felt awkward as he was just so nervous. Said he would finish fast so he asked beforehand if we could do it twice and I agreed as I generally let it happen naturally if it happens. But because of his nervous rambling(although I enjoyed the convo, I knew he wouldn't have a lot of time left if it kept going on) and trying not to finish too fast, we already spent good 50 minutes as he finished once from oral. And I let him know of that and he dejectedly said he would leave. I felt bad, but as I would try to kiss him and let it progress, he would pull back and start talking about this or that and he wanted 'pause' three times during oral for like few minutes each so he wouldn't finish too quickly.

I had one of the most awkward sessions ever today. I nearly cancelled it as I’ve hardly slept the past few nights, but also hardly worked so felt I had to.

It was excruciating, conversation was sticky at best. I kept nearly ending it and giving some money back. I soldiered on, and actually towards the end he relaxed and it was marginally better.

But I wouldn’t see him again!

He’s been messaging me since October last year for a booking. ‘Are you working this evening? / can I come see you tonight? “ that type of message.
It’s not ever lined up timing wise until tonight.
Expected him to be your bog standard 30min booking (if there is such a thing, hopefully you know what I mean).
However... he was SO NERVOUS, I mean extreme newbie jitters. I’m used to nervous guys but this was something else. Typically after some small talk and a couple compliments they’re relaxed.

When he came in he stood with a face like he’d just been told his dog had died or something. I made light small talk, he gave me next to no emotion or response. Awkward silence before he eventually handed over the fee.
I asked him several times if he was okay and he explained he was nervous, I jokingly said “don’t tell me this is your first time...haha”.

After about 10mins of body stroking and my trying to ease his nerves, he was still sat fully clothed on the bed. I hinted maybe we should take some clothes off.. which he did.
His face by the way, was the same sad look, and his voice and responses where almost depressed/upset sounding.
I figured maybe he was feeling guilty, but tbh that’s not for me to deal with. He turned up. Been asking for months. Clearly not a whim decision let’s be real.

During HR I asked if he was okay he was very tense in his body language, to which he replied “just not sure about all this”. I tried jokingly saying “bit late”, and eyed his dick that was in my hand...
Of course I asked him if he wanted to stop and said “it’ll be okay”.
He finished after about 2mins of HR, and I asked my usual post ‘finish’ “you okay” with a smile..
He just sighed again, like he was really sad!? as if he hadn’t just orgasmed?!

Once I’d wiped up, I sat beside him and put my hand on his thigh (he was still lying down), he immediately tensed up and said “I’m going to leave this there, (as in the booking, not my hand), yeah, that’ll be alright actually”.
I tried reassuring him, said no rush, was there something else you’d enjoy? But nope ..
Obviously I didn’t stop him leaving. In and out in about 15minutes, suits me fine. Lol.

Ive never had a client THAT nervous/guilty, or leave with such a sad air about them. I feel second hand guilt and sadness right now myself. It’s awful. 
Have you ever dealt with anything like this?
How would/did you manage to calm/relax the most nervous client you can imagine ?
Thanks xx

I'm kind & patient up to a point. They'll usually say they're nervous & my response is, "I won't tell you not to be nervous bc I think that's patronizing, but I will say that YOU are here for a good time. I'm going to have a good time regardless, so hopefully that makes you feel more comfortable."

I've found that quite successful, but ultimately they have to deal with their own demons, smh. One thing I find so incredibly amusing is when they come in & start off the conversation with, "You're probably wanting to know why I do this."

Nope. Not at all. Don't care. Oh, you're going to tell me....okkkkk *sigh*.

Horrible booking that seemed to last an eternity but was only 45 mins . He slapped me across my face because I refused to do OWO because he was not clean and refused a shower.  He kept saying I was fat and need to go on a diet . I am a size 12 with 34DD boobs and consider myself curvy and certainly not fat .  My husband is normally in the house but wasn’t this time .

Horrible booking that seemed to last an eternity but was only 45 mins . He slapped me across my face because I refused to do OWO because he was not clean and refused a shower.  He kept saying I was fat and need to go on a diet . I am a size 12 with 34DD boobs and consider myself curvy and certainly not fat .  My husband is normally in the house but wasn’t this time .

That's horrid way to treat you. Hope you blocked him I'm guessing

Had asked about Greek.

SPECIFICALLY sent link about Greek

he attempts Greek

At NO time in the texts did I say Greek was included

For anybody baffled by the above, it's US-euphemism speak for anal. As I discovered the first time I worked over there and couldn't work out why I kept getting (and deleting) bizarre emails asking about 'trips to the Greek Islands' .

As for the punter described above, round our way we call them twats.

TY Amy & yes, sorry. As my byline says, still learning the slang here.

Oh, that's OK! Every time I see it it reminds me of opening those emails, thinking 'these people are fucking nuts - why would I give a shit about what they do on their holidays?' and deleting the lot in disgust. Thankfully somebody told me before I wrote off the entire trip .