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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1755 on: 24 July 2018, 09:08:03 am »
A comment I haven't seen in years who seemed to ask questions like he had been sent to ask them by somebody else.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1756 on: 24 July 2018, 03:31:45 pm »
My last client was a Chinese guy who booked me for half an hour, he had a huge dick & that’s rare with Chinese guys, anyway he was quite a good laugh but he kept trying to stick his fingers into my bone-dry, sore pussy (on Sunday I had a good few clueless men who didn’t understand, or care, that my vagina was as sensitive as their balls and they kept rubbing my clit and I’ve now got thrush :FF ) until I had to reiterate, loudly, that I don’t allow fingering due to continually getting B.V and if he wanted to rub my clit then he’d have to lube up otherwise it was out of bounds, he was cool about it and said that my ‘poor little pussy’ must’ve had over excited men grabbing at it hence it’s tenderness, he’s absolutely correct of course! Along with my sore pussy, the air conditioning unit, in the room I was working from, wasn’t working properly and as it was so muggy outside yesterday then it makes my work even hotter than it is normally, because of the actual sauna and the fact that the whole business is really small inside then the rooms are cramped to say the least and my makeup sweated off of me and my hair had that ‘just out of bed’ look along with sweat, not a good look! I absolutely detest the heat inside my work, in the winter then it’s the complete opposite as it’s bloody freezing & so we have to use the air conditioner units as heaters as it has different settings.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1757 on: 25 July 2018, 11:52:48 am »
I just had a farmer pay me 80 quid to wank in front of me for 10 minutes. Bwahahahaha. That's brightened my day right up.
He's been an absolute nightmare when communicating and I had to leave my civvy job to go and meet him but then....didn't even touch my pussy. Winner!

Phoenix

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1758 on: 27 July 2018, 10:00:43 am »
A very pretty boy, gym bunny type. Am now convinced he read my profile clearly for any of my 'dislikes' and steadfastly began to work his way through them. He sulked when I questioned him about this and said he simply does everything until told otherwise.
Well, I told him  :-X
 'Does he go around spitting on people at his Gym also, until they tell him politely not to?'
 I know he read my profile in detail as he mentioned other stuff and the 1 negative review I had from years and years ago  :(
Also one of those who wanted me to stay longer, but be paid afterwards via bank transfer bollocks..
Definitely one of those who would have got away with murder, were I not a seasoned Pro'...

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1759 on: 29 July 2018, 06:24:59 pm »
'Could you stand up for Daddy?'  :-X Umm, you can stop right there.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1760 on: 31 July 2018, 10:36:33 am »
'Could you stand up for Daddy?'  :-X Umm, you can stop right there.

Oh dear... :-X I had to laugh though!  ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1761 on: 31 July 2018, 11:06:52 am »
Last night's booking is complete eye candy :-*

He's 20's, tall, tanned and good looking. He's a semi reg who I enjoy seeing as I feel flattered he wants to see me!

Anyway, not seen him for a while, I've not been available when he's wanted, so last night i was happy.
It's always the same, he undresses, I blow him and then he fucks my ass. He's a big boy so I know lots of lube is more essential than usual, but, bugger me (literally!) I swear he'd got bigger!!
It took a few deep breaths and blow outs for me to get him in, and thank the heavens he finishes quite quickly.
I swear I was still open a bit half an hour after he left!!!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1762 on: 31 July 2018, 01:55:13 pm »
Young, slicked back hair, polo shirt and shirts a bit Danny Dyer in the business. Kept his white towelling socks on felt like I was in an 80s movie!
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1763 on: 31 July 2018, 08:31:45 pm »
One this morning was a really good looking, young guy who was absolutely lovely. Kept winking at me while I was blowing him which I found pretty sexy.

Unfortunately the good parts end there. His penis was not working whatsoever, he had just veeted his bollocks but not washed it off properly so clumps of hair kept getting in my mouth, and he left shit stains on my sheet AND covered my towel in brown marks after showering  ???
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1764 on: 31 July 2018, 08:54:13 pm »
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1765 on: 01 August 2018, 01:11:56 pm »
Seemed completely normal during the booking. Until he asked if he could blow up a ballon in my vagina until it popped, he specially bought them and really wanted to try it.....erm no  :FF

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1766 on: 01 August 2018, 01:41:27 pm »
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geordie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1767 on: 01 August 2018, 10:57:20 pm »
22 year old, fucking beautiful with a massive cock and a really good shag. Visited yesterday and today. Completely my type, dark, tanned, muscley and full body tattoos. Shame he’s a client, I’d be smitten in civvie life


Edit: actually no, it’s not a shame. I get to fuck someone I quite fancy and get paid for it. I love this job ;D
« Last Edit: 01 August 2018, 11:02:01 pm by geordie »

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1768 on: 01 August 2018, 11:15:22 pm »
22 year old, fucking beautiful with a massive cock and a really good shag. Visited yesterday and today. Completely my type, dark, tanned, muscley and full body tattoos. Shame he’s a client, I’d be smitten in civvie life


Edit: actually no, it’s not a shame. I get to fuck someone I quite fancy and get paid for it. I love this job ;D

Yes the perks of this job are fantastico! My last one was the man with the huge cock as mentioned in the Scotsmen thread. Am just about over it now.  ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1769 on: 04 August 2018, 11:34:13 am »
I did an incall to an older guy I have seen a few times. He has a nice apartment on the 5th floor of a new block. They are still building new apartments and houses around the site, so always lots of builders who eye me up when I wait for the buzzer door to open.

Anyhow, got into the apartment and nice guy likes to kiss and undress me on his sofa - no problem with that. I had not actually thought about closing the curtains - 5th floor, no tall buildings, sofa at back of the room and window high up - all you can see is sky.

Anyhow, there was sitting back on his big sofa, looking skywards, wanking his very large erection out of his flies and my tits out, skirt up, knickers to one side and client fingering me  -when OMG a builder with builders hat walked past the window and had a good look at all on show. I have never seen an erection flop so fast. Bloody scaffolding outside and the men walk around the windows.

I think client was more shocked than me. He could not get hard and did not finish before time was up.

I'm sure the builder that saw me was the one standing in in the car park.

I will check for scaffolding and draw the curtains next time

Anyone else been exposed on the job????