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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1290 on: 01 February 2017, 01:20:40 pm »
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he actually looked quite a bit like Will from Inbetweeners even sounded like him

Did you manage not to call him "Briefcase Wanker"  :D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1291 on: 01 February 2017, 02:08:59 pm »
A 6 and a half hour daytime meet with someone I've not seen before  :o

He just kept extending and I agreed! Boy I was glad when it ended though!! He was driving heavily and snorting coke all the way through but was actually quite harmless. Couple of rounds of sex and some bj's the rest of the time was either spent with us chatting, him sniffing (me bored/twiddling my thumbs) or him being spaced out!

An interesting one lol

Hahahahaha that how I spent my St Valentine's last year!!! And you know what, it was the best St Valentine's I've had in years 😂😂😂

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1292 on: 01 February 2017, 03:55:23 pm »
My last booking was with a middle aged guy that had the ooomph and the enthusiasm of a dead fish , he just laid there , didn't lay a hand of me as such , conversation painfully slow .... a whole hour , easy enough,  wank and blow and some kissing but all  rather tedious from my point of view . Not a sound or even a shudder when he "came" twice .
Anyway he just left feedback stating how wonderful a time he had and how he can't wait to see me again ....

I can't help thinking that he's left the wrong feedback to the wrong girl ....l ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1293 on: 01 February 2017, 07:58:41 pm »
My last booking was with a middle aged guy that had the ooomph and the enthusiasm of a dead fish , he just laid there , didn't lay a hand of me as such , conversation painfully slow .... a whole hour , easy enough,  wank and blow and some kissing but all  rather tedious from my point of view . Not a sound or even a shudder when he "came" twice .
Anyway he just left feedback stating how wonderful a time he had and how he can't wait to see me again ....

I can't help thinking that he's left the wrong feedback to the wrong girl ....l ;D

I don't want to freak you out but it's highly possible this feedback is meant for you and it's genuine. Be thankful it was just an hour and congrats girl you may have a new regular !

Could we maybe get a new smiley violently hitting its head against the wall AND screaming in despair????

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1294 on: 01 February 2017, 08:39:01 pm »
Did you manage not to call him "Briefcase Wanker"  :D
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I'd be grateful of a bus wanker right now

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1295 on: 01 February 2017, 11:05:08 pm »
Be thankful it was just an hour and congrats girl you may have a new regular 

I can't wait  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1296 on: 02 February 2017, 05:20:36 am »
My last booking was with a middle aged guy that had the ooomph and the enthusiasm of a dead fish , he just laid there , didn't lay a hand of me as such , conversation painfully slow .... a whole hour , easy enough,  wank and blow and some kissing but all  rather tedious from my point of view . Not a sound or even a shudder when he "came" twice .
Anyway he just left feedback stating how wonderful a time he had and how he can't wait to see me again ....

I can't help thinking that he's left the wrong feedback to the wrong girl ....l ;D

When this happens to me, I flip him over, sit on his back, and half assed rub his shoulders.  Makes the silences more bearable when you don't have to look directly at them, plus I enjoy unrestrained eye rolling.  :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1297 on: 13 February 2017, 04:25:11 pm »
It was an easy booking but some how panicked trying to save my bed from getting splattered with cum. He looked hot though there I was eyeing him up while parking in the underground car park. Maybe I shouldn't have done, I thought yeah..... :) His paying me although it should be the other way around.

I showered then took him down to let him out, while in the lift  on the side in my hair I felt a bit of dampness so smelled it was cum.  I panicked again saying to him It is a good job the police are not here.Then laughed.  He left happy.


The client told me nothing was on me before we left as always check before leaving but didn't this time.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1298 on: 13 February 2017, 06:12:05 pm »
My last booking was with a regular I have been seeing the past few months. We always start with passionate kissing then strip off his clothes.
He wanted to give me oral so let him get on with it. He soon got me going and ended with me screaming the house down, just lost total control. I returned the favour and got the condom on and let him take me from behind.
As his thrusting increased in intensity and speed i just lost total control again screaming my head off with total pleasure until we both came.
I was really embarrassed afterwards as I hardly orgasm with clients but mainly cos I was so loud and worried about neighbours.
If only more of my bookings were like this.  ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1299 on: 13 February 2017, 10:34:29 pm »
New bloke that wanted now and had to think about if he could give me 15 mins to get ready.Rang back and said he could wait 15 mins (why thankyou! :FF).
He then proceeded to call me in 5 mins time to say he was at my landmark..told to ring in another 10 mins as he agreed!
Really boring bloke with atrocious kissing like trying to kiss a dribbly wet fish with no coordination.Spent ages in the shower and came back in the room dripping wet with a towel round him and the shower on full and still running (apparently he couldn't work out how to turn it off by literally just turning the knob!Seemingly couldn't work out how to use a towel either!).
Gave him oral/hj and he asked for rimming (no) then a 69er where his idea of oral was to stare at my fanny but then stick his tongue up my arse several times randomnly.I tried to give him oral but the heigh difference didn't really work.
He then asked if i would finger him and I did start very gently almost immediately he asked me to get on top..his cock had been up and down most of the booking as he kept trying to stop himself from coming too quick and so I couldn't get a condom on..in the end he asked for a bj instead and came almost immediately.Not my favourite booking overall!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1300 on: 13 February 2017, 10:41:25 pm »
Sounds awful. When it comes to kissing if they are crap i just go through the motions and try to avoid. If they are good and I feel a connection then it can be great and gets me in the mood.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1301 on: 14 February 2017, 07:38:06 am »
Traveled to Taunton meet a guy on business in his hotel
Mid 40s medium build
A lot of work the money was good I only agreed as we had reached this price
loads of FK to beginning with hands everywhere
wanted me to keep underwear on as he tounged me everywhere followed by a rough blow job
sex went on for ages and I had to do all the work on top  we then did anal and I had agree to swallow (money)
all in all hard work doing things I don't normally do !

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1302 on: 14 February 2017, 12:55:07 pm »
My favourite regular, 1 hour + a little more (my choice) of chat, drinking the wine he brought, accepting the valentine card and chocolates along with 100ml eau de parfum of Miss Dior. What an absolute pleasure he is. No sex, no oral, just kissing, cuddling, chatting and laughing.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1303 on: 14 February 2017, 04:08:49 pm »
Oh god. Everything that could go wrong, did. I'm laughing now, but oh...

Pretty sure I'm never getting booked again by this guy lol.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1304 on: 14 February 2017, 10:12:52 pm »
It was a quickie not long ago giving oral then after we spoke and I saw true beauty in him. He told me how his last three girl friends cheated on him even after spooling them.  Then I saw it in his eyes, why can't it go right for me. I'm going to be single forever.

Just a little moan....