I see this guy about once every 2 years, no more. Takes me on a guided tour of his - admittedly very lovely - home ( in summer I even get to see his garden and greenhouses

)
The booking entails inserting dozens of his Butt-plug toys into him, changing toy every 30 seconds it seemed

I have never known a man get through so much Lube ( his own ) and he changed to a different Lube just as often.
2 hours in and it was getting weary. When he asked what did I want, I cheekily said a back massage and received one ( albeit for less than 1 minute and a tad begrudgingly ).
I drew the line at washing his willy in his bidet for him. 1st time I have refused this for him, but it creeps me out for some reason.
Apart from all of that, he's a decent bloke and once every 2 years is do-able
