Lovely guy I have seen before but he is one of those with akward silences like he cant be arsed to talk to you.

An older gent who wanted to try greek (both ways) for the first time in his life. Plenty fun, but I was so airheaded I forgot my dildo in the hotel. Doh. >.<

Caller was professional, polite but jittery about me having
his phone number as he's married...'I won't call him will I?'

I said '...as you're so anxious and paranoid I'm unable to accept you as a client.'
He called back, apologised and we had the session.
He'd said he was nervous as he read a lot of media piddle about trafficking etc
I'm British tho

Today I had booking with feet fetishist and was asked to keep my feet very smelly. Wearing old trainers without socks didn't help much, so I had to rub french cheese on my feet. He couldn't tell the difference and was absolutely delighted 

OMG so clever! I'd never have thought of that Carol.

An hour and a half full body massage with lingam massage. His bloody phone never stopped and he said he had to take them, very off putting. 

Ridiculously boring social booking. Most of them are great but this guy and I had absolutely nothing in common and was ridiculously awkward, had no idea what to do or where to go... I'm pretty awkward myself and prefer any kind of session to be led by whoever's paying so it just turned into a total awkward-fest, but he enjoyed it because he told me he wants to meet again. I'm going to go ahead and turn him down on that front. The best part was when he tried to full on snog me in the middle of the street which um, no. No, you're really not going to be handing over ?40 and expecting DFK which some full-service girls don't even do, and you're especially not going to expect it in the middle of the town I go to fucking uni in. It was bad enough walking around with his hand on my arse which I only just about put up with.

An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.

Definitely stop seeing him, he's getting possessive and that kind of behaviour is not on.

An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.

The CIM is SO not on - I'd have spat it back in his face!

Yesterday I had a lovely elderly gentleman come to see me. He's in his 70s but still works (edit: better not say his job in case I out him.. let's just say his work makes a difference). Of course he wanted hard caning. So I got to beat the shit out of someones sweet, doddery old grandad. He loved it and I must admit the sadist in me enjoyed it too but if you'd told me years ago that my future job would involve tanning the hide off of someone with the gentle demeanor of Hyacinth Bucket's husband, Richard, I wouldn't have believed you.

A few years ago I had a guy just like that too. He told me he was a retired doctor and had emigrated to NZ but due to occupation had to be VERY careful at home.  Did I believe him, in a word, NO.  I don't believe a word they say though they would never know that.

Was fun caning him though.  Guys in their 70's seem to enjoy this more than any other age group IME anyway.