My last booking, totally weird...!!!!
The guy reminded me of that guy out of "Silence of the lambs", the tall one that makes a dress out of real woman's
skin..
He'd booked for an hour, I gave him a blow-job, he came, then gave him a hand-job, he came again, then he started
to walk about the room, looking creepy (like that guy out of Silence of the lambs), and then said; " I have to go!"
Put his clothes on and bolted 
That was 20 minutes into the booking lol
Made me a bit para that I'd done/said something to put him off, but I think he was just full on strange...

Mine was amazing. Three-hour booking with a virgin in his late 20s. Turned into five hours, about two of which involved penetration. He took to sex like a duck to water (once he'd stopped shaking), had incredible stamina, and only let himself go enough to come once. It was a really lovely experience!

Oh gosh, I had the most bizarre booking ever. First of all he was my most unattractive client Ive met so far and I know we're not supposed to judge on looks, but sometimes you have someone who repulses you with only their presence. He took shower, but he's natural body odour was kind of weird. Worst kisser ever, slobbering over my face, then he managed to go down on me. Oh dear lord. He was just holding his open mouth next to my pussy, not moving AT ALL, and then he started slowest moves of tongue ever. So disgusting. Then just holding open mouth again.
Then he fucked me (luckily enough in doggy), and thank fuck it was over.
Now excuse me while I'm gonna pour some bleach on myself now.

Well mine was a bit of a knob. I mean nice at 1st, a 55 year old Andrew ish kind of bloke, then when it came to sex he tried to insist using his own condom. He even brought his own lube although it was something in a tiny bottle. He rubbed it on his knob and I thought it might be oil so I wiped it off then tried to argue my case why a WG is much more unlikely to tamper with a johnny then a man is plus I have pos fb over 4 years and he had zero.

It spoiled things a bit although I don't think he had tampered with his one as when we were having sex, which lasted about 10 mins, he pulled out about every 30 secs to check the condom (mine) and asked me to lube up again just in case. Too much lube though and it can slip off as has happened before and I was still pretty wet. I don't need anyone lecturing me about condom safety! He did all this standing up too, not sure why but his paranoia makes me think he thought my throw might be dirty from loads of other men!

Sorry this is so long, just venting

Mine was crap. I can tolerate bad sexual technique to a point as I can always instruct, but I really struggle when they seem to have iffy attitudes to women. I had a feeling it wasn't going to go well when he didn't accept a drink (it was a 3 hour booking!) so possibly lacked social niceties. He had a tendency to make sweeping generalisations about women (even though he'd dated fewer than 10), like "women do...", and he was horrible about "fat birds" as he called them. I'm slim but I found him offensive. He couldn't even give a compliment properly as he told me "my body wasn't bad for a woman my age" which considering he was fond of telling me how "women let themselves go after a certain age" I couldn't see the positive . His wife divorced him and I think it's made him rather bitter. After about an hour of it I started to pull him up a bit, and he'd say "oh, I didn't mean it like that". Yeah riiiight! He had a bad case of foot in mouth disease

The sex was crap too; Foreplay was non-existent and he couldn't get on with condoms so would either keep on and on or just go limp. He admitted he's always been like that (so why the fuck bother to book an escort, or at least have the courtesy to warn me when booking). He said he would only have a hope of coming if he fucked me hard in missionary (OK, but it had to be with my legs over his shoulders! Ouch!) or doggy (but he has a medical condition - that he failed to tell me about - that means his muscles cramp in that position ) He then started blaming all sorts of things about why he can't perform, such as it wasn't his home so he couldn't relax, can't use condoms, etc.

Now I've got a sore vagina (so out of action) due to me being so turned off from him. All in all a shit booking, but at least I got paid. Arse!

This is really sad, but I can't remember the last booking I really enjoyed and had FUN!! 
They've all been like a chore, I'd love an exciting, fun booking again, I'm definitely due one!
It's probably me, it's what you make it at the end of the day.. 

This is really sad, but I can't remember the last booking I really enjoyed and had FUN!! 
They've all been like a chore, I'd love an exciting, fun booking again, I'm definitely due one!
It's probably me, it's what you make it at the end of the day.. 

I've felt like this for the last few months but last week I had a really fun maid roleplay session. He bought the outfit which I got to keep and I had a feather duster and had to tease him by bending over when I was cleaning. It was really fun, made such a change from all the boring in-and-out short incall bookings

I just saw this guy for second time and he wants just oral BUT he makes me laugh all the time!!!
Next time I'll bite him, so he'll learn the lesson.
Anyway he's lovely and very apologetic about his desire to hit me in my face with his bare cock, which I don't mind anyway.

Gawd, what my life became