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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3285 on: 05 August 2024, 11:13:42 pm »
Had 2 recently in short bookings who literally came as soon as I touched them.
One was fine and didn't make a fuss, the other came out with some snidey comment like " that was an easy one for you" implying that it was my fault he was unable to control himself and that maybe some sort of refund was expected?  Not a chance.
Clearly just too much woman for him to handle  ;D
« Last Edit: 06 August 2024, 10:03:29 am by fallen angel »

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3286 on: 26 August 2024, 10:44:27 pm »
Just had a 2 hour booking with someone who didn’t have an aw account.

He was soft the whole booking but wanted to “deep throat and face fuck” the whole time. He smelt strongly of cigarettes, had no teeth and wasn’t the nicest of guy.  I had to finish 20 mins early because there’s only so much sucking on a limp dick I can take.


 I wish there was an app that would describe a client before they turned up lol
Imagine him telling you he's limp throughout and do you want to book him !
Very unappealing

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3287 on: 29 August 2024, 11:45:05 pm »
Just had a 2 hour booking with someone who didn’t have an aw account.

He was soft the whole booking but wanted to “deep throat and face fuck” the whole time. He smelt strongly of cigarettes, had no teeth and wasn’t the nicest of guy.  I had to finish 20 mins early because there’s only so much sucking on a limp dick I can take.


 I wish there was an app that would describe a client before they turned up lol

That was a coke dick and hid it to you that his been on it

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3288 on: 06 September 2024, 03:31:10 pm »
Yuk, my last guy irritated me. He called when I was at the supermarket which as we know is typical. Comes over, nice enough guy and tells me he's taken a Viagra for the first time. Ok, that's fine. Then he said he didn't think and he should have taken another tablet to stop him from finishing!!!!! He wanted to last a ,long time as he didn't want to disappoint. Anyway he was all done twenty minutes in and then wanted to chat. Dead on 30 mins I told him time was up. He talked constantly throughout like he was so interesting. At the door he asked if it was ok to see me again. I smiled sweetly and said, "of course". Not a chance. You know when some1 just grates on you? He was hoping to try again at 25 mins in too. These guys don't realise that we get to pick and choose who we see.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3289 on: 14 September 2024, 10:41:43 am »
Hour booking, left halfway through due to a phone call with an awful ring tone.

He may well have not heen enjoying it and used it as an excuse but suits me as I have the gift of time back  :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3290 on: 14 September 2024, 01:32:07 pm »
Hour booking, left halfway through due to a phone call with an awful ring tone.

I think I've posted about this before, but I once had a bloke turn up for a 90 minute booking whose phone would not stop ringing with some crappy dadrock song I vaguely recognised - it started about fifteen minutes in and just kept going. I told him to answer it and he wouldn't (it was his wife apparently), ten minutes or so later I told him again and he still wouldn't even though I said there might have been an emergency or something. I asked him why he couldn't put it on silent and he said he didn't know how.

About half an hour after that and it still going over and over again I got up, picked the thing up, walked out of the room and tossed it in the laundry bag in the bathroom with the towels, then shut both doors on it. I would have thrown it out the window otherwise.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3291 on: 14 September 2024, 08:37:14 pm »
I think I've posted about this before, but I once had a bloke turn up for a 90 minute booking whose phone would not stop ringing with some crappy dadrock song I vaguely recognised - it started about fifteen minutes in and just kept going. I told him to answer it and he wouldn't (it was his wife apparently), ten minutes or so later I told him again and he still wouldn't even though I said there might have been an emergency or something. I asked him why he couldn't put it on silent and he said he didn't know how.

About half an hour after that and it still going over and over again I got up, picked the thing up, walked out of the room and tossed it in the laundry bag in the bathroom with the towels, then shut both doors on it. I would have thrown it out the window otherwise.

Don't blame you. I'd have done the same!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3292 on: 28 September 2024, 08:13:16 pm »
I was really busy on Thursday, so yesterday I thought it would be quiet (it was). Hard Work Eyes Looking kept calling me - couldn't remember who he was but thought I'd answer to see if he sounded dodgy (Eyes looking? Shifty maybe?). He sounded lovely so I thought I'd added him mistaking him for someone else. And urgh, when he got to me I remembered that he likes me to look into his bloody eyes for the whole booking. That is such hard work. He also offered me £250 for bb and an extra twenty to snog me, tsk. No to both, now down in my phone as BB look into his eyes. Lol!!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3293 on: 28 September 2024, 09:00:22 pm »
Boundary pusher, and stayed right until the last very minute.  :FF

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3294 on: 06 October 2024, 08:40:33 pm »
A regular of many years. Like putting on a comfortable old jumper, I know exactly who he wants me to be and I'm always happily relaxed with him.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3295 on: 21 October 2024, 07:48:44 am »
Trying to describe yesterdays booking

Guy books hr GFE, arrive seems nice/normal fyi he is but bear in mind he wants gfe, he had zero communication skills, i can normally drag out 20m min small talk it wasn’t working so we get down to it & he wants to kiss that’s fine with me, but legit worst kisser i’ve ever encountered like a tiny chicken peck but over and over and over again, we’re done & over in like 20m and he wants to lay & chill/chat that’s fine with me but again he has no small talk - i swear i talked utter tripe for 35m at him, not with AT! 

he messages later can’t wait to do it again, oh god no lol

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3296 on: 23 October 2024, 04:45:23 pm »
I have a similar regular who is really difficult to converse with and gives mainly one word answers so I end up doing all the talking which is awkward.

He always says how much he enjoys our chats and what great chemistry we have. Sometimes men are from Mars.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3297 on: 25 October 2024, 11:56:59 am »
This morning after quite a lengthy shower by the client first I met with a guy for owo plus anal.

He is quite well endowed but seemed to enjoy the session. He was impressed he fitted all the way in!

Other than that he was a bit unforthcoming possibly owing to nerves.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3298 on: 25 October 2024, 07:40:19 pm »
"Do you offer **"
"Do you offer **"

Every five minutes. Clearly hadn't read my profile.