Author Topic: Describe your last booking (Read 766941 times)

Sammy13 · « **Reply #3270 on:** 13 July 2024, 07:46:25 pm »

A 2 hour booking with a man who must be around 70 yrs old and takes viagra. He wants to have sex and oral constantly for the full 2 hours and every minute felt like 100 years. He kept trying to kiss me with his slimy tongue too! Seriously considering only offering 30 min bookings as finding anything longer than that such a slog

fallen angel · « **Reply #3271 on:** 13 July 2024, 11:05:58 pm »

Quote from: Sammy13 on 13 July 2024, 07:46:25 pm

A 2 hour booking with a man who must be around 70 yrs old and takes viagra. He wants to have sex and oral constantly for the full 2 hours and every minute felt like 100 years. He kept trying to kiss me with his slimy tongue too! Seriously considering only offering 30 min bookings as finding anything longer than that such a slog

Eeeew sounds awful.
If you dont fancy kissing them just tell them it's off the menu at present as Covid/Norovirus is rampant at the minute ( which isn't a lie) does the trick.
I can't face long bookings either, 90 mins at a push but not with new clients, they can only have 1 hour max.

SquirtyQueen · « **Reply #3272 on:** 14 July 2024, 11:32:53 am »

Client with a tongue piercing and breath I could smell before he was even through the door. I couldn't swallow after we'd kissed, in fact I spat it out

fallen angel · « **Reply #3273 on:** 14 July 2024, 08:20:30 pm »

Quote from: SquirtyQueen on 14 July 2024, 11:32:53 am

Client with a tongue piercing and breath I could smell before he was even through the door. I couldn't swallow after we'd kissed, in fact I spat it out

Why put yourself through that? It's disgusting.
If their hygiene isn't up to what's required just refuse related service.

Lushblossom · « **Reply #3274 on:** 15 July 2024, 10:49:12 am »

An upper class Hindu client. Pretending to be 48 but he admitted he was 62 in fact. You would literally not know this as he keeps fit a lot plus does the 16 8 diet.

ff · « **Reply #3275 on:** 17 July 2024, 08:30:32 am »

Quote from: Sammy13 on 13 July 2024, 07:46:25 pm

A 2 hour booking with a man who must be around 70 yrs old and takes viagra. He wants to have sex and oral constantly for the full 2 hours and every minute felt like 100 years. He kept trying to kiss me with his slimy tongue too! Seriously considering only offering 30 min bookings as finding anything longer than that such a slog

A nightmare that seems longer than 2 hours I had someone similar who kept saying wow constantly throughout the bad sex !

Anonandon · « **Reply #3276 on:** 19 July 2024, 06:14:04 pm »

A fecking nightmare of abuse and pain

ElleUK · « **Reply #3277 on:** 19 July 2024, 09:54:11 pm »

Just when you think you have seen and heard it all...

My latest gent had me calling on all the acting skills I never knew I had! He was actually lovely and came across as being experienced and seemed to know the drill so I expected a straightforward meeting...but it was like a comedy sketch. Not his fault, it was more me being taken by surprise.

We're all used to hearing anything in the heat of the moment

but without any input from me and before I had even got my hands anywhere near him (still fully clothed) he was moaning and jumping like he'd been electrocuted. I didn't know whether to carry on or get ready to perform CPR.

I was so surprised I let out a laugh that I luckily managed to turn into "ahaha, ohhh that's so hot..." I deserve an Oscar

I'm wondering if anyone else has had to style it out in a similar situation. Acting tips and any funny stories are very welcome

Boudoir · « **Reply #3278 on:** 20 July 2024, 09:36:05 am »

Quote from: ElleUK on 19 July 2024, 09:54:11 pm

Just when you think you have seen and heard it all...

My latest gent had me calling on all the acting skills I never knew I had! He was actually lovely and came across as being experienced and seemed to know the drill so I expected a straightforward meeting...but it was like a comedy sketch. Not his fault, it was more me being taken by surprise.

We're all used to hearing anything in the heat of the moment but without any input from me and before I had even got my hands anywhere near him (still fully clothed) he was moaning and jumping like he'd been electrocuted. I didn't know whether to carry on or get ready to perform CPR.

I was so surprised I let out a laugh that I luckily managed to turn into "ahaha, ohhh that's so hot..." I deserve an Oscar

I'm wondering if anyone else has had to style it out in a similar situation. Acting tips and any funny stories are very welcome

It's weird isn't it? I have a regular like that, maybe not until I've actually got my hands on him but once the talking's stopped and we're getting down to action he lets out a moan every 3 seconds or so for the entire booking. It's exactly the same noise and at the same volume, quite loud. Oddly though, he ejaculates without making a sound. Probably just as well

ff · « **Reply #3279 on:** 21 July 2024, 04:45:11 pm »

Quote from: ElleUK on 19 July 2024, 09:54:11 pm

Just when you think you have seen and heard it all...

My latest gent had me calling on all the acting skills I never knew I had! He was actually lovely and came across as being experienced and seemed to know the drill so I expected a straightforward meeting...but it was like a comedy sketch. Not his fault, it was more me being taken by surprise.

We're all used to hearing anything in the heat of the moment but without any input from me and before I had even got my hands anywhere near him (still fully clothed) he was moaning and jumping like he'd been electrocuted. I didn't know whether to carry on or get ready to perform CPR.

I was so surprised I let out a laugh that I luckily managed to turn into "ahaha, ohhh that's so hot..." I deserve an Oscar

I'm wondering if anyone else has had to style it out in a similar situation. Acting tips and any funny stories are very welcome

This reminds me of when I first started escorting I had a elderly guy in a white string vest ladies white leather jacket last Vegas boxer shorts when I touched his nipples he reacted how someone would having 5000 electric volts pass through him ! One I'd not forget in a hurry

eatmeplease · « **Reply #3280 on:** 29 July 2024, 11:50:36 am »

Last night- this guys house made me physically unwell - I have a lung condition
Stated off great lovely guy well mannered - but…
He had this diffuser thing on letting out a god awful smell and it was making me cough as soon as I walked in. I asked him nicely if he can turn it off as it’s making me cough - he didn’t and we move upstairs for it to only get worse, had to block the door shut to keep his dog out as I’m not having a dog in the room it’s just not happening, hot stuffy room with mouldy walls and I’m not exaggerating it was dire , anyway I said I need to open the window and it was the type with only a bit at the top that opened, coughing is getting worse, he can’t get hard but managed to get him to cum oh yeah squeezed my boobs far to hard, anyway back downstairs I literally couldn’t breathe and say I need air opens back door for me and I was uncontrollably coughing saying it’s that thing in there they irritate my lungs and then he’s like oh this is my sisters house and she’s asthmatic so I can’t have it on when she’s here , if she lives there in that house in that state how on earth does she cope with that mould , wouldn’t she have it cleaned . Thankfully today my cough has subsided and feeling much better .

CocoXOXO · « **Reply #3281 on:** 31 July 2024, 09:53:27 pm »

My last date was a few years ago. I was doing car dates specials which I enjoyed. I was riding this car in the backseat of his car, he seemed quite impressed with my enthusiasm. I mean I was even making myself come, I remember the sex being really good. I made a couple hundred in less than an hour that day I was on a roll. I had just came back from my hiatus and my phone was going off the hook. That was my last day. Anyway- happy hoing ladies! And stay safe xoxo

Slavetolove · « **Reply #3282 on:** 03 August 2024, 04:16:57 pm »

Just had a 2 hour booking with someone who didn’t have an aw account.

He was soft the whole booking but wanted to “deep throat and face fuck” the whole time. He smelt strongly of cigarettes, had no teeth and wasn’t the nicest of guy. I had to finish 20 mins early because there’s only so much sucking on a limp dick I can take.

I wish there was an app that would describe a client before they turned up lol

SquirtyQueen · « **Reply #3283 on:** 03 August 2024, 05:25:52 pm »

A regular who at the end tells me he's off to meet his wife at the hospital as her father died just before our appointment

KBP · « **Reply #3284 on:** 03 August 2024, 08:31:20 pm »

A client who booked rimming, and when he lifted his legs, this enormous elongated fart like a sub machine gun rifle came out for what seemed like ages.

I thought it was hilarious and laughed out loud quickly followed by me saying, “I’ll pass.”

He was completely mortified! Unbelievably funny.

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