Yes, if nothing else I have a little paranoia about them coming off inside me, so if it's not on the client's cock I immediately start looking for them! Thankfully they usually are, so I remove and bin them then give the client a little wash.

Nice Arab client for a massage, for some reason I hesitated and asked permission to touch his feet....I think they have a different perception of feet to westerners. He said I could skip them.

Very awkward from start to finish

Came in had not booked a length to stay

took a wad of cash out of his pocket looked me up and down put most of it back gave me 30 min fee

15 mins later as I was about to pack him out the door I realised he cant hear he is not trying to push for BB he is 70% or more deaf
He had not been pulling me closer when I suggested it was condom time he really could not hear me saying i am getting one
Very awkward he could not hear a thing i said really made things awkward

When time was up he showered dressed I was about to walk him to the door he sits down - already 5 minutes over time

Wriggles to get comfy and starts asking loud questions about Escorts, Brothels, police raids how not to get caught really loudly

I stand up walk to the door and tell him no worries he is not in brothel

He wants to know for future meets

Well he wont be meeting me in brothel and he is still in the chair getting more comfy time is well past now

45 mins after he has put his money in his pocket and paid me for 30 min I get him out the door looking very annoyed that I rushed him

Why do they speak so bloody loudly and insist on repeating it all when they are so worried about their privacy and discretion

MWM snap my fave Regular hot sexy no dramas great comms no nonsense.
if could see him everyday id be happy s

In, snog, on bed knows just what to do with his hands and lips and tongue talks right level of filth. does the do  short spoon to catch breath nice shower lippy check n away the perfect  client 
 

I have 2 today, a good & a bad altho the bad was a no show so maybe it doesn't count?🤷🏼‍♀️

Annoying regular always texts late (last night) & wants a 1/2 hour at the last minute & immediately. Fine, had a quiet day, couldn't justify saying no. Texts 10 minutes later wanting a specific role play that, for the record, I hate doing. This was a surprise as he's never, ever mentioned RP or indicated he was interested in it.

I said NP but I can't do that RP at your 30 minute $$ donation, an additional amount's needed. He then says he's on his way. An hour later I'm still twiddling my thumbs😡. I call, goes straight to VM.
Growl. Bad client!! Won't be seeing him again.

My nice guy today brought me a red rose🌹& tipped me $100; he's super sweet. All hail Tom!

Last one was shite. If I hadn’t had such a shitty day I would have just gave him a partial refund and asked him to leave.

Was 10 mins late for a half hour booking (as he rang for door number after he was due), asked how long I had lived here, what my name was And had the world’s floppiest cock.

Just absolutely did not click at all and the whole thing was awkward. I got the feeling he didn’t fancy me either which didn’t make the atmosphere great.

Last one was today and someone I have met 4 times in total now but last time was over a year ago as he lives in Wales and just on a visit here for family stuff.  Anyway the first 3 visits he was called Peter but today he was John.  Obviously doesn't think I log names alongside numbers in my phone.  No big deal but it amused me slightly.

I don't like him much for various reasons so only agree to see him if there is a huge gap between his bookings. To be honest I was a few ££ under my target this week before I said yes to his booking so saw him to tip it over.  Ever the pro!   

I have no idea if my last client had a big cock or not, because I threw him out after 10 mins (with no refund.)

He kept asking me "You okay?" "You okay babe?" I told him to stop asking twice, I haven't got fucking concussion love. He asked for a third time so I told him to leave and re-heated my chinese food takeout. Much more satisfying.