2 horrific bookings, first guy made various last minute requests for his half hour and finally arrived 10mins late, he was clearly super nervous. Offered him a shower, he said no as he had one at the gym half hour before. No problem for me, he smelt and looked fine....that was until his boxers came off. Eurggh!! Pulled the foreskin back and a cottage cheese surprise with pissy pubes and a shitty arse.
Got a wet wipe out (i never do this as a rule as ive heard its painful and normally unnecessary) but thought, you know what, im actually really pissed off. I spent an hour getting ready and he cant even wash his cock. I made it clear it needed more than a wipe.
Sent him into the bathroom to wash...came out and he was cheese free but covered in a rash where he had obviously not cleaned there in a long while.
I heaved and got him to finish super quick without putting it near me. Dirty bugger.
2nd guy was a guy who I saw last year and had to blacklist because his manky gooey cock and his acidic armpits were unbearable and I was too shy to say anything.
Forward to this morning after he uses a new number and Im crap with voices. Open the door and low and behold its my worst nightmare and often thought about as THE worst client I've ever seen, but i'm needing the cash desperately and hope he's sorted himself out, he's here now, why not. I was so wrong!
He had a 10 min shower (surely he used the soap and deodorant?) leaving black fluff everywhere, towels smelling like sweat, dumped on the floor and still a clumpy curdled cock and pissy balls swaying near my face. I wet wiped him till he was red raw, refused owo and after the hour, collapsed on the floor asking why I do this to myself. Still can't get his smell off me.
Please say tomorrow is full of clean respectful men who wash properly.
Disrespectful twats.
