In my experience, clients who ask for more than one shot are either a) genuinely premature, and need to get a quick one off so they can enjoy the rest of their time, or b) like children at an all you can eat buffet. Eyes bigger than their stomachs. I’d say %80 never recover from the first in time, but out of respect for group a, I tell clients that if they can manage two shots in their time, more power to them!

I took a booking from a man the other night who wanted two shots, and I gave him the same response “If you can manage it, that’s fine.”

He books me for half an hour, and I can tell he is nervous, which is not unusual. I give him the exceptional massage and happy ending that I always give. The second he squirts (We’re 25 minutes into his 30 minute session), he jumps off the table and starts dry heaving like he’s going to vomit. Then he starts pacing back and forth hyperventilating.

I ask him if he’s ok. He says “I think I’m having a heart attack.” (Keep in mind he’s fit, and looks about 25 years old). I say, “Ok, calm down, you’re probably just having a panic attack.” Then he goes “ But MY LEFT ARM is going numb, I’m having a heart attack!”

I’m registered in first aid, and I tell him to sit down and let me check his pulse, and if he is having a heart attack, he will need to calm down because hyperventilating isn’t going to help. I check his pulse and it’s perfectly fine. I ask him if he needs some water or aspirin.

“No, no“ he says, “But I was not able to have my second shot because I’m having a heart attack, so you should give me some of my money back!”

It took ALL of my willpower not to burst out laughing. I calmly explained that that’s not how it works, and offered to call an ambulance or drive him to the hospital myself.

After several requests for a refund, he finally concedes. “Fine, but your rate was 150, and I paid you in $20 bills, so I need $10 back.” At that point I let out a little chuckle and said “Honey, I’m not a McDonalds, I don’t keep a stack of $5 bills lying around in case someone needs change! It just doesn’t work that way!” (Keep in mind, he is still clutching his chest and
acting like he’s dying, all the while wasting precious life and death minutes haggling over money.) He won’t leave so I say “fine, if it’s really that big of a deal, take 20. I honestly don’t have change for you.”

He looks at me horrified, looks at the 20, looks at me, back at the 20, turns on his heel and flees out the backyard like Scarlet O’Hara.

Three hours later, he texts me “I am at the hospital. They are taking me for an ECG. How could you LAUGH at me while I’m having a heart attack?!” (If he were actually having a heart attack, no hospital in Canada would make him wait 3 hours for an ECG)  “What kind of a terrible human being are you?!?!”

Of all the b/s clients have tried to pull on me over the years... THIS tops them all. I give him a 10 out of 10 for commitment though. 😂😂😂

2nd time I've seen this client. Books a hour stays 20 mins. Only wants a hj. Nice a simple. Although the weird thing is I asked him where he wanted to cum expecting the useral.... Nope not this time.... he asked to cum in sink. I wasn't gonna argue lol

Lorry driver who I've seen many times before and who always books if I'm near the M/A1.

Comes for a quickie, 5 mins oral on me, 5 mins oral on him and then he cums on my face. I was a bit annoyed yesterday as he got cum in my hair. but hey better than my eyes!

A very short 15 min with a guy who felt he had lost himself.
Said he rowed with the wife before hand.
So paid to watch me lay down use a toy and fake orgasm for him.

I may start doing quickies he was very nice and I am very confused   

I think you're both happy so win-win?

I love quickies. If you offer them as oral-only service, you could upsell to full sex for your normal half hour rate. And the oral-only guys usually pop no later than 5 mins, IME.

I might give it a go but others tell me the 15 minute guys wont leave and are weird.
I might experiment as Im not in my usual place and see how it goes.

I've never had that experience with a quickie. Well yes some weird guys but then any length booking can be weird. In the last year I can't think of a quickie guy who's over-stayed. I generally do at least 5 per week.

I only work in the daytime and early evening though, maybe night time guys might be drunk or strung out on coke.

Not great

He has been phoning since yesterday with times he is coming.

He said he will be here at 7 or 8 I said ring when you know for sure.

He rang at 8.30pm I will be there at 10pm.

I said if you are going to be early or late phone and tell me he agreed (long journey )

At 930 he calls im here

Tell him to wait I was just stepping into the shower.

i call him back 10 mins later he comes in filthy.

He looks me up and down and says I am staying 15 mins. I say you didnt see quickies on my profile I dont do them, he has a few £100 in his hand says he wants a quickie I say alright £50 but its a blow and go he agrees.

He gives me £50 I say you can go get a wash bathrooms in here.

He says your going to get a wash?, I say no, you are going to get a wash.

He comes back undresses toilet paper falls out of his underwear, he says he used it to dry himself.

He asks is it £10 more for sex  I say no you wanted a quickie I smile all the while im being very nice because its late at night and he keeps asking have I been busy and creeping me out and i want him out of here quick.

I have my mouth full he keeps asking me questions, have you been busy have you done well here.

He keeps trying to grab boob I avoid.

I got £50 for 15 minutes its a good deal but I need to know thats what he wants before he comes in.

I wouldn't have waited for him had I known it was 15 minutes he wanted, it is not on my profile and he knows it.

Trying to get sex for £10.

They dont get it, dont scare us and dont come for 15 minutes without asking first or it can not be fun.

Quickies are ok if they tell us first imo.

That was my first one that I allowed to stay but I didnt like getting caught off guard.

I did ask on the phone but he avoided replying very sneaky.

And the kicker -  he kept saying as he was leaving that was great I will be back!!

I have to get used to £50 for blow and go is better then £80 for so much more to some.

Lovely client I've seen once before. Didn't even get to take my knickers off. Started a sloppy BJ which I sensed he didn't want to stop, so no sex! Chatted about bands and music for the half an hour left of the hour booking. He said the BJ was a ten out of ten, result x