My first ever look and go in my entire career!
I knew he would be a timewaster from the moment he got in touch as there were a few red flags but it was a quiet day on tour here and I decided to wait and see what would happen.
Turned up, rudely looked me up and down and said he left the money in the car. Then text me saying he was very sorry but I am too big for him. My literal entire marketing schtick is the fact that I'm curvy, voluptuous, have a massive bum, lol. Nowhere do I pretend I'm thin! If I had been a size 8 he would have whinged that my neck was too long or something I'm sure lol
Gave the name James, number 078768328**