You're definitely not alone. The ones that annoy me don't even send that many texts in a day but every week or so I get, "Hi Emily, I was wondering if you're available now?" to which, once or twice, I'll reply, "I can never do short notice bookings. Please see my website for availability details." and then they reply, "Ok shame maybe next time" because yes, in a week, they just text their first message again like they're too bloody important to bother following my instructions. ARGH! It's the cheek of these idiots to think that they deserve a personalised texted explanation as to why I'm not free to see them immediately when every single decent client in the world manages to just check my site and find out my availability and to give me the required notice.

I've had one or two who've been so persistent in their tedious texting that I've replied, "Since you've had three or more replies from me despite ignoring my directions, you now owe me ?100 for wasting approx. 30 minutes of my time." Ha. Never works, though, cos next week you just get another, "Hi, Emily, are you available now?" and then have to bang your head on the desk til it bleeds. They're like "Are we nearly there yet?!" toddlers on a car journey.

Er, so yes, you're not alone because entitled, wanky texters and/or texters who JUST WON'T STOP drive me up the wall, too!

Does he also ask "Hi what network provider are you on? So I can phone for a booking." Wtf? Doesn't matter! Just phone! What an idiot. Have you met him, Jem?

Here's another text that I got before I went to Colorado. "Hi Jungle. Are you available today?" He called me Jungle because I put my location as that for a joke to emphaise that I'm "wild". I will refuse to see any client that doesn't get my name right first time round.

I've not met him no lol

First time i had contact from him i was on an overnight and turned my phone off, next day i had loads of texts most just saying "my name is phil"

I did respond but he never did, every now and then he still sends me that text, it's so odd lol

yeah as time wasters go this is pretty wierd! lol

Interesting @ Chandra

I've recently started to get stricter when it comes to the phonecalls otherwise you could easily waste alot of time talking instead of taking and conducting bookings.

Out of curiosity, the ones you tell to read your profile and then hang up, do many of them call back?
Has the email reply only with a booking policy affected trade?

Oh.. no Ladies, I haven't had old Phil text me, hopefully it wont happen.  I delete all texts unless it's from a regular client confirming a time before making a booking for one of my services.  Some of the texts received are diabolical though, some of these guys must really be lonely... and no I'm not feeling sorry for them LOL.

Ive had a call from a guy called "phil" who made a booking last week - even said he was outside when wed arranged - as I wanted to validate him from my window before letting him know my flat number. He turned out to be a total timewaster.

He called two or three times to ask what drink Id like, that he would be fifteen minutes late etc.., he tried to get info out of me such as my flat number - he must have thought Id the memory of a goldfish. And he tried to get me to go into detail - his powers of coercion were fairly good - but not as good as my powers of "dis coercion"

He sounded slighty as though he were from up north - Id have his accent as Leicestershire.

His number ends in 3853.

I then went on London Escort Guide - where he said he had seen me - and read that there had been a guy called"phillip who had attacked three escorts earlier this month - NOT sure it is even him but any info...Fulham police station is the place to call apparently - details on LEG.

MissF

I've just had a "Hi my name is Philxx" text from this guy's number.