COCK no 1 - The first one was an incall at mine, I was called by a landline which im assuming is a payphone (yes I should have known better) which is 014895731**. He turned up at mine and made a beeline for me, so I told him the price and had to repeat myself, so he stopped, fake checked his jeans and said he left his wallet in his car. I said thats fine just go and get it and then we can get started, he complains he can't go outside with a hard on and starts to wank off at me. I tell him itll be fine, no ones out there and go get the cash. He blatantly ignores me so I tell him to get the f**k out and he holds on to my radiator by the front door as I attempt to physically throw him out of my house. I managed to throw him out in my lingerie and his cock out but at least I got the f**ker out!

COCK no 2 - Had an outcall today in Portchester Road, Portsmouth and he didn't even have the cash, he was going by Timothy and was African and mumbled a lot, he said he needed to go to the cash point so I said i'd wait in the car and just left. What a tosser! His no was 075813536** and I have his full address.