Mine are pretty varied but with the caveat that I don't get many past their late fifties/early sixties (I suspect because of my location; I'm in the City of London so most of mine are coming from work).

The majority are between thirty and fifty and I get a lot of black and asian punters of all ages too, but often younger (thank you racial profilers - you're paying my rent ), and every nationality I can think of. Most book an hour or less, turn up and pay, get on with it and then bog off back to work without any faff, which suits me perfectly.

They also tend to be very clean and relatively fit; every time I read a post here from someone who finds that bad hygiene is a regular occurance I count myself lucky, because I cannot remember the last time I had any worse than a bit of a manly armpit (which I don't mind that much anyway provided it's not OTT).

Mine are mostly the same, however, I did have one... a good looking youngish chap actually, he was a commuter, M40, But oh my gosh.... the smell off him!

I did it but I had to take his clothes into the hall.

Mostly mine are really nice men, usually between the ages of 40 and 60.

Never any trouble.

I think that it makes a big difference how and where you market yourself to avoid the dross.

Ok, Mr. Handsome is coming to see me on Thursday!

I'm bang in trouble, I think that I could fall in love with this one.

We are speaking on the phone a lot.

I have NEVER let one through the net like this.

Everything inside me would usually say no but I really like this one.

He says the same...... this is going to wind up being a cautionary tale, I just hope not.

“Called into work”

I've had jumpers, glasses and a whole wash bag left behind. I usually call them if it's within a few minutes of them leaving. I've had a clients glasses since December, they're destined for the bin this week!
I try to make sure all their stuff is left together in one pile to avoid them forgetting stuff.

Had this one a month ago about 1 hr before our agreed time :

“So sorry love but I thought my wife was going on a work event this evening but it’s next week. I do hope we can meet up then instead ?”

Another disorganized idiot but least he was honest I suppose 

Yeah, but do you actually believe it?

I think it's not true most of the time.

They book, have a little tommy tank and then F, off the appointment?