Its only 1pm and I'm about to see a regular but so far today I've had several calls and here is what I've had so far....
1. Several callers who immediately put the phone down when I answer only to text straight away asking for info (I don't text ever)

2. A man who claimed to be 35 (my minimum age) but he didn't know his year of birth (something I ask them when I suspect they are telling porky pies)

3. A man who wanted to see me tonight and couldn't understand why I couldn't see him later. (I only work days)

4. Someone who wants to see me NOW (Not even a Hi or how are you just an 'Are you free NOW?)

5. Someone who I didn't like the sound of so I put him off by saying I'm not available for a few days so he asks me to text him when I'm available...WTF???.

6. Couple of calls from men who I cant understand what they are saying.

6. Several calls from withheld numbers.

Thank God for my regulars because quality punters coming via the phone are as rare as hens teeth lately.
Regulars been and gone and I'm done for the day.