Sorry I was a bit dismissive earlier.
My only enquiry all day has been from a cheeky beggar who I've seen three times and have let do a 15 min appointment even though I don't offer those from home any more. He's only asked me if he can have 30 mins at the same rate, or have 10 quid off the quickie rate. FFS.

(Obviously I told him where to get off!)
Next year I'm definitely going to plan a holiday for February. Or maybe try Dubai. At least I'd get some sun!