I can't really complain about it being slow...

...but has anyone else noticed a sharp increase in wife and mother car accidents past few weeks? Must be traffic from all the holiday shoppers!

we must have the same clients! A lot of mine have tragically had family members in car accidents this week x

Its worse than slow for me this week its dead 

Its been pretty good for me but you know, it can be up and down at the best of times. For me I think February is not great and its March that is the worst of the year x

its been dead for me for about a week now. I never really needed to use the available today as I only need 1-2 bookings per day but I will have to resort to it tomorrow and use it. Its been very bad for me, no email queries nothing. Apart from a few regulars who been carrying me.

After a surprisingly pleasant week last week, I found myself struggling yesterday, and only 3 phone calls so far today. One guy, withheld number, ringing for the second time, saying he'd read me website, and could I give him any further information. When I asked what he needed to know over and above what I look like, what I do, what I charge, where I am, my working hours etc. he didn't know. Presumably thought I'd spend 20 minutes digging up random pieces of information to amuse him?

Second phone call was a guy who'd been before, this time wanted a half hour instead of an hour, but then started to try haggling my half hour rate down, then request full body latex.   

Third guy wants to know if I have a "toilet box", since water sports in the bath are not his bag. Once I said no, he wanted to know if I "do custard pies".

All of this prompted me to google the current moon phase, just to find out that we're nearing Full Moon again.

We have only just had a new moon on the weekend so it won't be that lol.

There will be the next full moon in another couple of weeks.

The sluggish business phase is due to another astrological aspect but I wouldn't wish to bore anybody with it.

All things must pass!

We have only just had a new moon on the weekend so it won't be that lol.

There will be the next full moon in another couple of weeks.

The sluggish business phase is due to another astrological aspect but I wouldn't wish to bore anybody with it.

All things must pass!

Oops, you're right - I was reading the little moon symbols wrong. So, not that.....

I am the same, no decent email enquiries apart from the odd potential timewaster. Phone dead, despite having paid for Available today ;/ I do worry of course. My rent is rather high x