What's weird is that things have slowed down the same way described by you guys, and I'm out in California. I thought it might be something in the water, but this slump in business sounds like it's universal!
I always fear a hidden bad review or something 
What part of California? That's where I'm thinking of heading!
It's been really weird lately this month. I was very busy couple weeks ago during all the rains and floods in Colorado...lots of last minute calls from visiting clients...and then 1 client I met before had me over and decided he wanted to have me for an overnight which I KNEW I would regret saying no to, but had to. And haven't had an appt. since
And now, it seems things are slow because while I'm out traveling, people aren't booking correctly. This whole trip, clients have been texting and emailing me, but then once I got into town, everybody is saying they are leaving town

It's like, why didn't you tell me that in you response instead of waiting to the last fucking hour before you leave. Irritates me.
Now, I been having to re-formulate a way to get people to tell me their entire week's schedule so I'm not rushing down someplace only to have the end up going out of town. It's a bunch of bullshit