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UrbaneAspects

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #45 on: 23 November 2008, 03:55:31 am »
Quote from: cecilia.chic on 23 November 2008, 03:38:08 am
Cum is not only a culinary favourite...it's essential in any woman's anti-aging arsensal!!!

Years ago, I worked at a makeup counter and a woman (with really nice skin incidentally) told me she had been spreading her husband's cum on her face for years.  She kept it in the fridge and lathered up before lights out!

I like a good facial

thats not true...cum is not a miracle secret to great skin. Its in genes and products. Dont let that fool you. cum is cum is cum!  :D
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cecilia.chic

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #46 on: 23 November 2008, 04:04:37 am »
I know that, silly!  I just told the story to make you laugh.  I thought she was absolutely nuts!
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brandy@saafe

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #47 on: 23 November 2008, 09:47:09 am »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 22 November 2008, 11:27:18 pm
*knock knock*
"Oh, hello Mrs. Appleby. What can I do for you?"
"Well Billy, I was just baking a pie but here I'm missing two of my ingredients."
"M'am, you bake the best pies in town! What do you need?"
"I need two bananas and half a cup of semen. Do you think you might have those, Billy?"
*bow-chicka-bow-bow-wow*

Pmsl..... :D
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brandy@saafe

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #48 on: 23 November 2008, 09:49:01 am »
Quote from: cecilia.chic on 23 November 2008, 03:38:08 am

I like a good facial as much as anyone but I generally tissue it off before it gets that dried egg yolk feeling to it.  ;D

Yeah, that crusty feeling,lol.
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cassie

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #49 on: 23 November 2008, 01:20:10 pm »
Can also be a shock if you pad half asleep and in semidarkness to the bathroom the next day and briefly forgetting what happend last night, discover in the mirror that half your face id flaking off.  :o :o


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UrbaneAspects

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #50 on: 16 January 2010, 08:08:23 pm »
Quote from: cassie on 23 November 2008, 01:20:10 pm
Can also be a shock if you pad half asleep and in semidarkness to the bathroom the next day and briefly forgetting what happend last night, discover in the mirror that half your face id flaking off.  :o :o

LOL, that would be hilarious. But you know...it doesn't even take that long. In a dry, hot room...your face could be flaking immediately so always wash with soap and water before you walk out into the hotel lobby! Don't want people knowing what happend...

This thread was like one of my all time favorites...
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