K, I told HMRC and that I?m an escort. They really don?t care as it?s not illegal and they?re getting your money. I prefer telling them the truth because it somehow legitimises what I do, means it?s treated as a business, and if anyone has a problem I can always tell them HMRC don?t so piss off. It also means I can put condoms, lube, work clothes, refreshments, car expenses (for outcalls) and part of my house expenses (for incalls) thought the books. My bank don?t know (I just say ?self employed?) and only once did they ask when I was banking cash one month, and I think that was just a keen new employee who though he had to ask. I just told him to ask HMRC (in other words ?none of your business!?) if they really had to know (which they didn?t). Anything else I?ve said I?m a ?therapist? as that covers a multitude of sins!