Author Topic: Dealing with a Micropenis (Read 31086 times)

sugar · « **Reply #75 on:** 12 December 2019, 12:00:50 am »

I buy my extra small condoms on eBay.

Phoenix · « **Reply #76 on:** 13 December 2019, 03:26:34 pm »

I have had nothing but terrible bookings with micro penis clients $:-\$
The first one was in his 30's with a pre-pubescent stature everywhere. His behaviour was befitting of a school playground too - He BIT me deliberately more than once

The second was my scariest booking ever-as soon as he whipped it out he became vile and abusive from nowhere ("suck it hard whore!!/slag" etc..)
I had a chap who booked a dinner date in his home, which meant 2 hrs of him grinding his teeny pecker into my thumb and index finger

Then of course the Cocaine brigade who very often have loads of money, book a long duration and often have a teeny, redundant willy..

Trouble is, I run a Mile at big cocks too!
I'm stuck often between two rocks and a not so hard place

Kay · « **Reply #77 on:** 13 December 2019, 05:02:55 pm »

Quote from: Phoenix on 13 December 2019, 03:26:34 pm

I have had nothing but terrible bookings with micro penis clients $:-\$
The first one was in his 30's with a pre-pubescent stature everywhere. His behaviour was befitting of a school playground too - He BIT me deliberately more than once
The second was my scariest booking ever-as soon as he whipped it out he became vile and abusive from nowhere ("suck it hard whore!!/slag" etc..)
I had a chap who booked a dinner date in his home, which meant 2 hrs of him grinding his teeny pecker into my thumb and index finger

Then of course the Cocaine brigade who very often have loads of money, book a long duration and often have a teeny, redundant willy..

Trouble is, I run a Mile at big cocks too!
I'm stuck often between two rocks and a not so hard place

Give me a big one any day!

saltysweet · « **Reply #78 on:** 17 December 2019, 12:35:29 pm »

I agree with phoenix about micro peen guys.
Just had another one!! Christmas is drawing them out.or the vague suspicion...the population is creating more micro peenn..?

He's young enough to have got corrective hormonal suppliments to prevent this when he was a child...what were his parents thinking?

He paid then after 15 minutes said he felt uncomfortable and left politely. Now i can go shopping!

It's a deformity part of me feels sorry for them but they do behave poorly.

Mirror · « **Reply #79 on:** 17 December 2019, 02:07:01 pm »

Quote from: saltysweet on 17 December 2019, 12:35:29 pm

I agree with phoenix about micro peen guys.
Just had another one!! Christmas is drawing them out.or the vague suspicion...the population is creating more micro peenn..?

He's young enough to have got corrective hormonal suppliments to prevent this when he was a child...what were the parents thinking?

He paid then after 15 minutes said he felt uncomfortable and left politely. Now i can go shopping!

It's a deformity part of me feels sorry for them but they do behave poorly.

Isn't this just simple natural variation in the same way labia, clitoris, vaginas, noses, ears, nipples and many other bodyparts vary?

saltysweet · « **Reply #80 on:** 17 December 2019, 02:27:42 pm »

Can be. Also can be hormonal imbalance in the womb which stunts development of genatalia. If diagnosed in childhood it can be corrected with tostesterone before it's too late. Can of worms, before the hormonal knowledge was formalised....not too long ago they would have been gender reasigned in early childhood. Well intentioned but controversial.

Lanajoanna89 · « **Reply #81 on:** 17 December 2019, 04:18:02 pm »

Quote from: Glamescort on 05 December 2019, 10:07:47 am

Could you use a female condom? Hate them but I would not risk sex with a micro penis as a condom could easily come off. Luckily I have not encountered one. It must be difficult and to avoid awkwardness by drawing attention to it

I was going to suggest that to..
I have never used a fem condom before though.

The Passante trim are good ... and i do use them often... seems to be the very large or very small that visit me

BangerRacing · « **Reply #82 on:** 17 December 2019, 09:16:54 pm »

Quote from: saltysweet on 17 December 2019, 02:27:42 pm

Can be. Also can be hormonal imbalance in the womb which stunts development of genatalia. If diagnosed in childhood it can be corrected with tostesterone before it's too late. Can of worms, before the hormonal knowledge was formalised....not too long ago they would have been gender reasigned in early childhood. Well intentioned but controversial.

That's a scary thought. Those poor guys. "infantile" penis, it's called isn't it...? (officially)

saltysweet · « **Reply #83 on:** 18 December 2019, 05:26:02 pm »

Gosh probably Banger! It's what it says on the lid.
Apparently it can cause low sperm count and infertility.

I spotted a kiddies hospital site which states the measurements parents and medics need to note when discussing treatment.
'The most common sign of a micropenis in a baby...is less than 0.75 inches when stretched gently.'

I have been officially jinxed by this thread! Just had another micro peeen today 3 inch full wack.
Wots going on? Something in the water?

BangerRacing · « **Reply #84 on:** 19 December 2019, 10:32:45 pm »

Quote from: saltysweet on 18 December 2019, 05:26:02 pm

Gosh probably Banger! It's what it says on the lid.
Apparently it can cause low sperm count and infertility.

I spotted a kiddies hospital site which states the measurements parents and medics need to note when discussing treatment.
'The most common sign of a micropenis in a baby...is less than 0.75 inches when stretched gently.'

I have been officially jinxed by this thread! Just had another micro peeen today inch full wack.
Wots going on? Something in the water?

Yep contraceptives in urine....Get your largest dildos out & make a shrine..burn some sage .. whilst chanting in tongues to the god of Priapus

saltysweet · « **Reply #85 on:** 21 December 2019, 02:22:27 pm »

Quote from: BangerRacing on 19 December 2019, 10:32:45 pm

Yep contraceptives in urine....Get your largest dildos out & make a shrine..burn some sage .. whilst chanting in tongues to the god of Priapus

Philippa Joyce · « **Reply #86 on:** 22 March 2020, 09:50:56 pm »

This did make me laugh...get the tweezers out lol

Maz · « **Reply #87 on:** 23 March 2020, 12:46:20 am »

Quote from: loubyloo on 07 December 2019, 12:24:30 pm

I had a client with a fat belly and a micro penis once.
His belly covered almost all his dick and even laying down, he was all foreskin!
Couldn't even pull it back to see his dick!!!
No way was a condom going to fit. He finished himself off in the end 😂😂

I've had this before and some with tiny or v thin penises. Thankfully I think they knew as they never suggested having intercourse.

Femme fatale · « **Reply #88 on:** 11 March 2022, 07:04:39 pm »

I don't really know how to give hand relief to a cock that small
I try gripping the tiny amount of flesh in my fingers which is slippery and slowly pull it up and down. It leaks & I can't suck it at all.

I'd like to say to the client what do you expect me to do with that ?
Ladies how do you work with that little thing ?

fallen angel · « **Reply #89 on:** 12 March 2022, 12:18:22 am »

Quote from: Kiss on 11 March 2022, 07:04:39 pm

I don't really know how to give hand relief to a cock that small
I try gripping the tiny amount of flesh in my fingers which is slippery and slowly pull it up and down. It leaks & I can't suck it at all.

I'd like to say to the client what do you expect me to do with that ?
Ladies how do you work with that little thing ?

I do feel bad for these guys, imagine going through life with genitals that are practically useless
It's a nightmare for them and a nightmare for us! I really don't know what the answer is

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