Rofl, you did make me laugh, there are thousands of prossies everywhere including NI.

I'm on iPad and can't do links but click on the "main site" button above and read it three or four times minimum in order to take things in.

Then use search button to look for anything that has popped up in your head, using different words if first search doesn't show anything for it's highly unlikely you'll be the first to ask any specific question.

Once you have don't this reading come back with any other questions you may still have.

Good luck and welcome to SAAFE.

Recommended sites to advertise on?
I have had a look at Viva something, but it doesn't look quite right iykwim. Do you get many hits from these sites? Also im stuck on an island but im thinking I would like to tour on the mainland.
All replies and pms welcome

I've read an excellent post made by Paris.
but it was made a few months ago.
typing in the search bar everything that comes into my head vetting, incall, outcalls, laws, squemish stuff and it always leads me too different threads :-)
I have pm'd a couple of ladies and whilst they have replied I dont want to seem like a "stalker" of sorts.
Im not lol, I am just in need of some straight talking advice :-)

You are a star xx ty

Thank you so much x I've replied :-)

Thanks Lady Lust.
I have and I am continuing to do so! (I was logged on for quite a bit of the night, 4 am and then back on at 8.30 am, Ive also been on most of today)
I cant find a thread on the shortened terms!

The other ladies have been quite helpful in letting me know what certain things mean, and giving me practical advice.

I am not pming everyone,  I
have pmd a couple of girls, and I do understand that if I want to succeed then I do have to learn things on my own.

Kaleese, I would be wary about asking for too much specific advice, because everyone works differently, and has different boundaries, lifestyles, aims etc.

Aside from reading the (fantastic) general info on here, one thing I found useful was just looking at other escort's personal websites, particularly about their services and rates, but also any blogs in which they gave a bit more personal info, and perhaps some comments about how clients behaved.

You need to decide:

1. Where you are going work
2. When
3. What you would like to do and what you definitely won't do
4. And your rates

When you've got all that straight in your head, write an Adultwork profile as appropriate - draft it in Word first if it's easier to edit it that way. Remember some clients won't read much, so keep it simple, straightforward and brief. Then just have a few photos done and you're ready to go.

If you're going to work from home, you will probably need to buy extra towels, bedding, toiletries etc. and of course shedloads of condoms. If you'd can't afford this, you'll presumably have to start off doing out-calls only to get a bit of money behind you, and would just need a few outfits to begin with. And the condoms!