Also, have you noticed, when worms get squashed on the pavement, then dried out by the sun (sundried?) they resemble bacon. Especially streaky bacon. 

To whom this may concern,




     When I travel around not everything fits into my suitcase. So then I end up  with a suitcase, a handbag and a rucksack. This is not to mention the plastic bag of stuff I seem to accumulate on the way;  owing to the  must have magazine and that wonderful sandwich / crisps  etc meal deal. Oh and all the stuff I conveniently managed to 'forget' ' ' leave behind' . Or rather,  having convinced myself I did not need such and such item I now find  I must  have these items after all. Or else!

I have tried using a bigger sized  suitcase where I can fit more stuff in. But I still  end up with the handbag(goes without saying) and that obligatory plastic bag.


Plus, this size of  suitcase is so large that it really is a struggle to get on and off the bus, train; anywhere really. If I get a taxi I get glowered at because of the sheer bulk and heftiness.

I definitely cannot get on a plane with all this stuff. It is a pity as I was really looking forward to  a nice sun filled holiday and it actually makes me to think that all because of this I may miss out.

So, if you can help  me  to come up with a solution I would be most grateful..

Kind regards,
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^^^ Yes!
Time
Wasters
And
Twats
Subtraction

(sorry, had a long, boring day doing web stuff + PMT) 
Dominoes will make it all better in half an hour (I wish Pizza Express delivered- ooh, another problem for the think tank!)