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hollytree

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #75 on: 04 May 2015, 04:51:15 pm »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 04 May 2015, 07:51:53 am
Quote from: hollytree on 04 May 2015, 12:07:32 am
When they try and hand you the used condom rather than put it in the bin themselves.. umm :-X :FF

I always take it off them and dispose of it. I don't want to fish it out of the bin so I take it off and put it in a little baggie with the wrapper.

yeah i prefer they do it. The bin is in a pretty obvious position to pop it in (which is obviously changed after every client) ;D
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Madyson

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #76 on: 04 May 2015, 05:13:39 pm »
Face Stubble  :FF rough/scratch your face and pussy stubble  ::)
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Midsstudent

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #77 on: 04 May 2015, 07:04:15 pm »
Wiping sweat of themselves and then putting their hands on you... urgh!
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DustedWithSugar

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #78 on: 13 May 2015, 08:07:35 pm »
It just cracks me when they assume we work 8h per day, 5 days per week. And still they don't understand how appointment system works and they say "uuuuum, aaaam how about I'll pop around 7?". Seriously mate? Do you make appointment with your dentist at "around 2"? wrrrrr!!!
Oh, and since we make sooooooo much money (40h per week, yeah?) it's ok to just not show up. In the end it doesn't make any difference for us, does it?  ::)
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Midsstudent

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #79 on: 15 May 2015, 04:44:32 pm »
Pulling out my ponytail - if I don't have my hair down, there is a reason!

Client a few days ago even went so far as to take out my hair and then stick his hands in it and rub it around my face while we were kissing - How on earth is that sexy?!   ??? ???
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Shewolf

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #80 on: 15 May 2015, 05:25:56 pm »
Quote from: Midsstudent on 15 May 2015, 04:44:32 pm
Pulling out my ponytail - if I don't have my hair down, there is a reason!

Client a few days ago even went so far as to take out my hair and then stick his hands in it and rub it around my face while we were kissing - How on earth is that sexy?!   ??? ???

That image really made me laugh. One of my regulars took my hair extension (wire one you pull like a halo) put it on his face like a beard and ran round the room naked. I'm not joking x  ;D it made me laugh
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Midsstudent

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #81 on: 15 May 2015, 06:39:10 pm »
See now that is funny, and you could laugh at it. I had to keep a straight face and keep kissing all the while thinking 'what. the. fuck.'  ::)
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Shewolf

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #82 on: 15 May 2015, 09:44:55 pm »
Quote from: Midsstudent on 15 May 2015, 06:39:10 pm
See now that is funny, and you could laugh at it. I had to keep a straight face and keep kissing all the while thinking 'what. the. fuck.'  ::)

I think I would have asked him what the fuck he was doing haha x  :)
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MsFrancis

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #83 on: 16 May 2015, 02:19:03 pm »
I've noticed that guys don't read profiles at all, I think it's because when they're horny all rationale and coherent thoughts go out the window, so annoying.

May as well put just a pic on your profile, you'd still get the same response from them.
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Secret-Whore

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #84 on: 17 May 2015, 06:54:49 pm »
When they don't know how to kiss! Had one client stiffen his tongue, jab at mine and then waggle it up and down. It makes it more unpleasant than it has to be :/ He was married as well. I don't understand.
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Midsstudent

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #85 on: 17 May 2015, 07:07:01 pm »
It's worse when they wiggle their tongue incessantly and do nothing else, so you end up with loads of saliva because no one is closing their mouths.
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Shewolf

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #86 on: 17 May 2015, 07:52:48 pm »
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 17 May 2015, 06:54:49 pm
When they don't know how to kiss! Had one client stiffen his tongue, jab at mine and then waggle it up and down. It makes it more unpleasant than it has to be :/ He was married as well. I don't understand.

I've got a married guy like that. Totally weird. Why haven't they learnt how to kiss in 30 years of marriage?? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIRRRRRRRD Mine is like a lizard.
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Secret-Whore

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #87 on: 17 May 2015, 09:25:33 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 17 May 2015, 07:52:48 pm
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 17 May 2015, 06:54:49 pm
When they don't know how to kiss! Had one client stiffen his tongue, jab at mine and then waggle it up and down. It makes it more unpleasant than it has to be :/ He was married as well. I don't understand.

I've got a married guy like that. Totally weird. Why haven't they learnt how to kiss in 30 years of marriage?? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIRRRRRRRD Mine is like a lizard.

I know! So confused about that! Maybe times are different because I would have had to teach my husband.
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Vichyssoise

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #88 on: 17 May 2015, 11:57:55 pm »
Dirty or long fingernails. I have it on my profile now, short clean nails if they want to use them on me. I have had a few now come in and present hands to be inspected  ;D.
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #89 on: 18 May 2015, 07:32:18 am »
The worst kissers are those that lead with the tongue. Normal people go in with lips slightly parted and to be met by a protruding tongue is just... fucking ew!
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