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Hotblondie

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #45 on: 27 May 2014, 08:32:36 pm »
I hate it when I try to help another escort with informations on aw  and shes not even saying thanks, just reading the email.
I felt like shit and its not the first time. I should stop.
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #46 on: 30 May 2014, 03:18:43 pm »
I don't understand guys who spray their junk with aftershave or whatever, and then refuse a shower  :-X makes giving head so much more difficult, especially if its awful aftershave.

I like to think that they think they're being considerate, wanting to smell good, but please stop.
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #47 on: 01 April 2015, 03:24:17 pm »
Quote from: vixen viki on 30 May 2014, 03:18:43 pm
I don't understand guys who spray their junk with aftershave or whatever, and then refuse a shower  :-X makes giving head so much more difficult, especially if its awful aftershave.

I like to think that they think they're being considerate, wanting to smell good, but please stop.

Yes, this and even when they put cologne all over their neck and shoulders.
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #48 on: 02 April 2015, 01:48:47 pm »
when you are left reeking of their aftershave  :-X
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #49 on: 02 April 2015, 08:23:15 pm »
Men who even after a shower smell like a urinal.

Hotel lifts that have clearly just carried a smoker

Clients who can't follow simple instructions
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #50 on: 02 April 2015, 08:29:53 pm »
showering too much and shaving
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #51 on: 03 April 2015, 11:03:26 am »
Quote from: Ashley_Stafford on 21 May 2014, 03:50:28 am
- Guys who spank hard without asking! They get a firm warning.
- Shaving everyday
- Washing linen everyday
- Guys who kiss like a washing machine and you end up secretly wiping all they're saliva off your face! Gross!
- Men with poor hygiene, and dirty down stairs yet they've just showered! Feel like it's something men just don't pay enough attention too.
- Bartering with clients you've seen once before an they think because they've paid full price once, they should now receive a special deal!

But most of these concerning the clients aren't everyday occurrences thankfully :) Well besides the bartering, seems everyone in this area loves to try they're luck!

One guy I see spanks me really hard I feel like texting my son to come bring the axe down.
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #52 on: 03 April 2015, 01:44:13 pm »
Silent or quiet ones.... at least moan or grunt if you can't talk guys!
Anyone with too much aftershave -I appreciate the effort to smell nice but why spray your junk with aftershave it tastes rank, clean up in my bathroom or before you get here!
Gum chewers! Why can't guys just spit out gum before they start kissing? I Don't want your gum guys! Grrr!
Anyone who pisses on my floor! I have verbally crucified my exes for this. Aim! I am happy to lick up their cum but I do not want to have to disinfect my bathroom and wipe up pee!
People who leave streaks on my towels. They are nice towels, I dint know what some marks on them are but I dont want to know!
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #53 on: 03 April 2015, 02:20:35 pm »
-The amount of hot water and gas I use on gas for showers and heating
-The constant bloody shaving etc and STILL not having a smooth pussy
-The stress of trying to book everyone in when they want to when they keep changing they're mind!!
-Feeling like my life's not my own
-The constant washing of sheets and towels
-Having sex when i'm tired/not in the mood
-Kidding on I'm all brightness and light when I'm in a c**t of a mood  ;)

As for the blow-drying my hair, I still let it dry naturally, I don't even own a hair-dryer! My hair's so straight it wouldn't
make any difference..
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #54 on: 03 April 2015, 05:36:14 pm »
I suppose the main thing for me is we never really know exactly how much we are going to earn each week.  I do set a target however and this is fine as a yardstick but living with a fluctuating income can get rather tedious.  It is hard to plan financially to an extent.
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #55 on: 04 April 2015, 11:02:08 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 03 May 2014, 05:35:41 pm
Clients taking forever to cum with 5 minutes left of their booking  :FF
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #56 on: 05 April 2015, 12:52:57 am »
Having problems in the industry and not being able to confide in anybody
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #57 on: 05 April 2015, 12:38:04 pm »
Having a client say cheerily, 'Hello, I saw you 4 years ago'.
Nearly half a decade....
I think 'who cancelled you today then?'....fuck off.
« Last Edit: 05 April 2015, 12:58:21 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #58 on: 13 April 2015, 09:17:15 pm »
Booking without messaging me first.

Enemas as I do anal so cleanse beforehand.

When I get a booking at midday and then one at 8pm. Prefer to get them done in the afternoon so I can then relax. Otherwise might feel bloated from dinner n have to do a second enema as well.

Not being able to eat garlic, curry, eggs, onions etc.
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #59 on: 13 April 2015, 10:54:46 pm »
Shaving every freaking day.

When a client uses 5 towels after a shower or to dry his hands...or when they just HAVE to use a big towel, a hand towel and a face cloth in a one hour booking.  Grrrrrr.

Never being able to eat when or what I want b/c I need to have a flat stomach at all times, not be bloated, might need to do anal at a moment's notice, have to smell and taste fresh down there which means tons of greens and fruit and also need to not have a growling stomach during an appointment.  It's a hard road.

Clients who come on the bed/sheets during hotel incalls or at my apartment.  Especially when I'm doing a hotel incall and I only have one bed in the room, wtf am I supposed to do?

Not wanting to interact with or even look at men when I'm not working.
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