Having a client say cheerily, 'Hello, I saw you 4 years ago'.
Nearly half a decade....
I think 'who cancelled you today then?'....fuck off.

hahahaha

And I'd like to add: shaving. And shaving. And more shaving. And all that shaving. And the shaving I must do. And I've been shaving so much I've got serious stubble by 3 pm. Shaving. Wtf? Why? Shaving!!!! Argggg! SHAVING!

When they push my shower head all the way to the top and secure it too tightly so I can't reach it or undo it to bring it back down again 

Asking me if I'm still tight. I am literally considering writing a blog post about this but I have a big feeling I'll regret it. I can not believe these people need to be schooled on basic female anatomy.

Using the word "meet" - I remember Amy mentioned this the other day and until then I thought I was the only one or just being stupid, but I bloody despise that word.

The CONSTANT "Are you still 18?/Are you really 18?". I don't know if it's because my profile is written in straight sentences or because my security procedures suggest I'm not as naive as I'm supposed to be at this age, but about 5 people in total seem to believe my age and the rest snigger whenever I talk about university also. Right, good luck thinking I'm a liar when you come into my hotel room and my notes are everywhere. I am going to make a point of having my work folders out.

These are all very petty but I had to vent, these do my head in.

Staying up until midnight several nights in a row in order to feature on AW for my next trip to London. I really hate it!

Last night, though, I set my alarm for 11:55 and it worked out OK.

When they try and hand you the used condom rather than put it in the bin themselves.. umm

one of the many gripes  is.. I have to ask them to wash their cocks after they wee  before or during their visit  if they want owo as I will not go down on that cock unwashed