One silly man had his debit card loose in his jeans pocket. When he stripped it fell out and went under the bed. Neither of us noticed, so when he left he went to a chinese and then he realised. Good job I hadn't gone out when he came back for it. Guy turned out to be a no show next time he booked, so I should have gone shopping on it
Hence me acting motherly before they walk out: "have you got your watch, your phone, your keys?"
I had a couple of guys forget their...glasses. One guy forget his tie. One guy "forgot" his watch but he did it on purpose. So now they have a special spot to put their things and, before they leave, they get checked:)
Recently a guy was getting dressed in hurry as his office rang. Poor thing tried to put my knickers on before realising his mistake:) That was cute.