I've had my auto-response on for a bit now, making it clear that I don't work in the daytime and to read my profile before asking any questions. I'm still getting, "I know you don't work in the day, but can you do a 4pm appt?"....errr no! I had to firmly tell a phone wanker to take his cock out of his hand before calling me again yesterday. He called me back 5 minutes later and told me that he doesn't think he wants an appointment as he's already relieved himself!! Sometimes if you don't laugh, you'd never stop screaming!