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Kimmy

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Re: Worst and most embarrassing phrases received from guy!
« Reply #15 on: 15 October 2012, 08:03:24 pm »
I had a client who pointed at my belly and told me I could do to lose a few pounds, I too am a size 8-10! i was actually really offended and ended the booking, lol

Ive also had a client ask me if I've ever thought of having a boob job, and another who said 'if you had a boob job you'd have a great body'  ??? Again, I have D cup boobs and imo theres nothing wrong with them!

all 3 of these clients were young and asian, and in my experience its not a coincidence and one of the reasons I dont like seeing young clients

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« Reply #16 on: 15 October 2012, 08:05:07 pm »
One guy said to me last week, in respect of something unique that I can do:

'Does that mean you are more likely to get diseases'

 ??? ??? ::)

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« Reply #17 on: 15 October 2012, 08:25:17 pm »
'Does that mean you are more likely to get diseases'

 ??? ??? ::)

What a gentleman!  Did he take a Degree at the University of Gallantry?

IT'S ABSURD THAT THERE IS SUCH A ASSHOLE LIKE THIS :o

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Re: Worst phrases received from guy! World Championship!
« Reply #18 on: 15 October 2012, 09:17:14 pm »
That's not even thinking with their penis, it's beyond imagining how they can think it's normal to say these things.
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Re: Worst and most embarrassing phrases received from guy!
« Reply #19 on: 16 October 2012, 08:00:12 am »
I normally like younger and thinner girls, but I wanted to try something different. Thank god it was an outcall, and I wasn't anywhere near a sharp implement.  :FF

I had an ex once who said in the middle of sex 'You're by far the biggest girl I've ever been with' - I'm a UK size 8-10 - I'm not a big girl. Turns out he used to be anorexic and had so many issues. Anyway.... What would make a client think that was the right thing to say? Not exactly going to make you turn up the customer service, is it. Idiots.
A certain class 1 substance may have made a contribution to him running off at the mouth. But I got my revenge. After trying for several hours to raise the dead, and him spending 20 minutes saying, I am coming, I am coming. I said, yup, so is Christ, but at least we have a date for that. Stopped got dressed, called a taxi and left.  ;D Dont piss off the service provider.
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Re: Worst phrases received from guy! World Championship!
« Reply #20 on: 16 October 2012, 08:01:39 am »
If we said to them *youre cock is tiny and useless your crap at sex and i do hope not to catch anything off you* bet they wouldn't be too pleased !






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Re: Worst phrases received from guy! World Championship!
« Reply #21 on: 16 October 2012, 08:08:08 am »
If we said to them *youre cock is tiny and useless your crap at sex and i do hope not to catch anything off you* bet they wouldn't be too pleased !
If I say this in a Dom session, they would climax.  ::)
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Re: Worst phrases received from guy! World Championship!
« Reply #22 on: 16 October 2012, 11:19:07 am »
The most insulting comment I have had was "Of course your only really busy because your the only mistress in ******* town, it's the only reason you get any sessions"

This said to me by a man who had spent a fortune on me, after spending an entire 2 hour session telling me how busy his new flavour of the month mistress was, I assumed he said it because the girl he was now seeing is not busy at all otherwise why bother saying it.  There are lots of other girls in my area, which made it even more annoying.

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Re: Worst phrases received from guy! World Championship!
« Reply #23 on: 16 October 2012, 12:05:17 pm »
A long time ago I had a guy writing a field report on a duo booking with me and my friend. Let's say my name is Jess, and her name is Katie. This is what the guy wrote about me:
"both girls are fantastic, although Jess is nowhere near as good looking, tall or as slim as Katie"
When I saw it, I just laughed it off. But now I think it was fucking rude for some old, terribly ugly and smelly sex addict to write such things about a girl.

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Re: Worst phrases received from guy! World Championship!
« Reply #24 on: 16 October 2012, 02:08:13 pm »
A long time ago I had a guy writing a field report on a duo booking with me and my friend. Let's say my name is Jess, and her name is Katie. This is what the guy wrote about me:
"both girls are fantastic, although Jess is nowhere near as good looking, tall or as slim as Katie"
When I saw it, I just laughed it off. But now I think it was fucking rude for some old, terribly ugly and smelly sex addict to write such things about a girl.

tbh this is why i dont like the concept of field reports, i see a lot of them as very rude and objectifying towards us, especially ones like this- id be god damn insulted if i saw a report like this, theres a lot in my area where especially in parlours a lot of clients will write things like 'she was great but her body isnt as firm as the other girls'

probably the worst part of the job i think

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« Reply #25 on: 16 October 2012, 02:26:19 pm »
As he walked through my door -

"do you know where the Esso garage is?"

I am not 118! and yes I do and im not tell you!  :P
« Last Edit: 16 October 2012, 02:34:22 pm by F-g »

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Re: Worst phrases received from guy! World Championship!
« Reply #26 on: 18 October 2012, 02:07:05 am »
As he walked through my door -

"do you know where the Esso garage is?"

I am not 118! and yes I do and im not tell you!  :P
Or they call up, I am not available in their area, and they ask if I can recommend someone or do I have a number for another girl. Wtf am I? Do they think all WG are psychically linked?
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Re: Worst and most embarrassing phrases received from guy!
« Reply #27 on: 18 October 2012, 01:30:33 pm »
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