A long time ago I had a guy writing a field report on a duo booking with me and my friend. Let's say my name is Jess, and her name is Katie. This is what the guy wrote about me:
"both girls are fantastic, although Jess is nowhere near as good looking, tall or as slim as Katie"
When I saw it, I just laughed it off. But now I think it was fucking rude for some old, terribly ugly and smelly sex addict to write such things about a girl.