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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Pearl on 13 October 2012, 04:24:04 pm
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A client (stupid spoilt boy) this morning:
"I think a girl like you doesn't need to do this job, if you want I can help you to find a proper job"
I do not know why stupid people like this think that we work as escort because we are so desperate
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Client: 'I don't think any less of you because you're a prostitute'
Me (laughing): 'Aww thanks, I don't think any less of you because you cheat on your wife and sleep with prostitutes.
You can get away with saying mean things back if you just *smile* - it throws them :)
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Client: 'I don't think any less of you because you're a prostitute'
Me (laughing): 'Aww thanks, I don't think any less of you because you cheat on your wife and sleep with prostitutes.
You can get away with saying mean things back if you just *smile* - it throws them :)
ha ha ha ha imaginary milk just came out my nose lol ;D ;D ;D
I once had a client tell me he thought I had a weird relationship (with my husband)... I was dumb founded, naturally he was married..and seeing escorts.. well at least I know where my husband is thanks!!! ::)
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I have had this one "I respect you, you are still human" :FF
Yesterday a client informed me that although he is married
he does not class seeing me as cheating. We all get this one
and I never argue with them, I just smile and nod in sort of
agreement. No point in getting their backs up and making them
feel guilty. That is not what they pay us for.
Isn't any intimate physical contact with someone who is not your partner
classed as cheating? Paid or otherwise?
Of course it is ::)
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Client: 'I don't think any less of you because you're a prostitute'
Me (laughing): 'Aww thanks, I don't think any less of you because you cheat on your wife and sleep with prostitutes.
You can get away with saying mean things back if you just *smile* - it throws them :)
ha ha ha ha imaginary milk just came out my nose lol ;D ;D ;D
I once had a client tell me he thought I had a weird relationship (with my husband)... I was dumb founded, naturally he was married..and seeing escorts.. well at least I know where my husband is thanks!!! ::)
i find it really hypocritical when an attached client tells me he doesnt understand how i can have a normal relationship and that he couldnt be with an escort like my boyfriend
its like - well your married and think its ok to fuck other people too, atleast my OH knows what I'm doing!
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I have had this one "I respect you, you are still human" :FF
Yesterday a client informed me that although he is married
he does not class seeing me as cheating. We all get this one
and I never argue with them, I just smile and nod in sort of
agreement. No point in getting their backs up and making them
feel guilty. That is not what they pay us for.
Isn't any intimate physical contact with someone who is not your partner
classed as cheating? Paid or otherwise?
Of course it is ::)
Yes it is and if asked if I think it is (iv had quite a few guilt ridden attached clients) I tell them that most women do consider it cheating, because lying to your OH and having sex and intimate sessions with other women is cheating, no matter whether they like to think it is or not! I've never had a negative reaction to saying this, I dont really like dealing with it though as its not my problem they cheat on their women but hey ho im very happy to take their cash and give them what they want and tell them that too ;D
I actually had one client who spent the whole booking talking about his 'addiction' to escorts and that he felt terrible on his wife and wanted to quit, message me a time after saying he'd thought long and hard about what I said and had now stopped seeing escorts and hadnt seen one since he saw me (jeez I must have been bad ;D), and thanks to me for 'curing' his addiction lmao! He could have been lying but I thought it was quite sweet, clearly no escort had said anything like that to him before, maybe i shouldnt have done but he wanted me to be honest so I was!
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Oh yes as an escort I can say to those wives really its not cheating we dont give a fuck about them and they just want there dick sucked... Funnily enough I dont think there wives will see it that way...
..and the sadder truth is many want more than just there dick sucked ::)
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I think they see it as being different to an affair - no emotional connection to an escort. So hypocritical though, because if their wives were going and sleeping with men... there'd be hell to pay.
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'You are too nice to be doing this type of work' always when they are leaving though ::)
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"What a horrible job you have!"
- Not really. I kind of like it, it's only when I get clients like you that the job turns "horrible". But if you put the assholes apart it can be pretty good over all
You guys should have seen his face.
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Oh one regular told me he was a sex addict and could i get help for him!!!. Serious i got him number. For sex addicts anonymous havnt heard from him since no loss though! He was replaced
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I normally like younger and thinner girls, but I wanted to try something different. Thank god it was an outcall, and I wasn't anywhere near a sharp implement. :FF
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I normally like younger and thinner girls, but I wanted to try something different. Thank god it was an outcall, and I wasn't anywhere near a sharp implement. :FF
This man knows how to conquer the hearth of a girl...
What a idiot!!! :FF
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I normally like younger and thinner girls, but I wanted to try something different. Thank god it was an outcall, and I wasn't anywhere near a sharp implement. :FF
I had an ex once who said in the middle of sex 'You're by far the biggest girl I've ever been with' - I'm a UK size 8-10 - I'm not a big girl. Turns out he used to be anorexic and had so many issues. Anyway.... What would make a client think that was the right thing to say? Not exactly going to make you turn up the customer service, is it. Idiots.
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After our first meeting, he said, could not get you out of my mind (His partner does not have sex with him) then he says she is younger than you but you are far more pretty and sexual... ah thanks for that...a compliment really...
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I had a client who pointed at my belly and told me I could do to lose a few pounds, I too am a size 8-10! i was actually really offended and ended the booking, lol
Ive also had a client ask me if I've ever thought of having a boob job, and another who said 'if you had a boob job you'd have a great body' ??? Again, I have D cup boobs and imo theres nothing wrong with them!
all 3 of these clients were young and asian, and in my experience its not a coincidence and one of the reasons I dont like seeing young clients
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One guy said to me last week, in respect of something unique that I can do:
'Does that mean you are more likely to get diseases'
??? ??? ::)
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'Does that mean you are more likely to get diseases'
??? ??? ::)
What a gentleman! Did he take a Degree at the University of Gallantry?
IT'S ABSURD THAT THERE IS SUCH A ASSHOLE LIKE THIS :o
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That's not even thinking with their penis, it's beyond imagining how they can think it's normal to say these things.
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I normally like younger and thinner girls, but I wanted to try something different. Thank god it was an outcall, and I wasn't anywhere near a sharp implement. :FF
I had an ex once who said in the middle of sex 'You're by far the biggest girl I've ever been with' - I'm a UK size 8-10 - I'm not a big girl. Turns out he used to be anorexic and had so many issues. Anyway.... What would make a client think that was the right thing to say? Not exactly going to make you turn up the customer service, is it. Idiots.
A certain class 1 substance may have made a contribution to him running off at the mouth. But I got my revenge. After trying for several hours to raise the dead, and him spending 20 minutes saying, I am coming, I am coming. I said, yup, so is Christ, but at least we have a date for that. Stopped got dressed, called a taxi and left. ;D Dont piss off the service provider.
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If we said to them *youre cock is tiny and useless your crap at sex and i do hope not to catch anything off you* bet they wouldn't be too pleased !
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If we said to them *youre cock is tiny and useless your crap at sex and i do hope not to catch anything off you* bet they wouldn't be too pleased !
If I say this in a Dom session, they would climax. ::)
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The most insulting comment I have had was "Of course your only really busy because your the only mistress in ******* town, it's the only reason you get any sessions"
This said to me by a man who had spent a fortune on me, after spending an entire 2 hour session telling me how busy his new flavour of the month mistress was, I assumed he said it because the girl he was now seeing is not busy at all otherwise why bother saying it. There are lots of other girls in my area, which made it even more annoying.
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A long time ago I had a guy writing a field report on a duo booking with me and my friend. Let's say my name is Jess, and her name is Katie. This is what the guy wrote about me:
"both girls are fantastic, although Jess is nowhere near as good looking, tall or as slim as Katie"
When I saw it, I just laughed it off. But now I think it was fucking rude for some old, terribly ugly and smelly sex addict to write such things about a girl.
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A long time ago I had a guy writing a field report on a duo booking with me and my friend. Let's say my name is Jess, and her name is Katie. This is what the guy wrote about me:
"both girls are fantastic, although Jess is nowhere near as good looking, tall or as slim as Katie"
When I saw it, I just laughed it off. But now I think it was fucking rude for some old, terribly ugly and smelly sex addict to write such things about a girl.
tbh this is why i dont like the concept of field reports, i see a lot of them as very rude and objectifying towards us, especially ones like this- id be god damn insulted if i saw a report like this, theres a lot in my area where especially in parlours a lot of clients will write things like 'she was great but her body isnt as firm as the other girls'
probably the worst part of the job i think
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As he walked through my door -
"do you know where the Esso garage is?"
I am not 118! and yes I do and im not tell you! :P
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As he walked through my door -
"do you know where the Esso garage is?"
I am not 118! and yes I do and im not tell you! :P
Or they call up, I am not available in their area, and they ask if I can recommend someone or do I have a number for another girl. Wtf am I? Do they think all WG are psychically linked?
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