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River

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #30 on: 09 July 2013, 04:28:16 pm »
Just after they've cum in me (anally in a condom), I usually say:
"We just made a baby"
Gets a smile, every time.
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ScarletWoman

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #31 on: 27 August 2013, 11:46:19 am »
Quote from: RubyRoo on 09 May 2013, 12:42:19 pm
"nice arse hair, ever considered dreadlocks"

Haha! Brilliant x
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Lynny

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #32 on: 27 August 2013, 10:29:27 pm »
'Was that your stomach or mine?', seems to happen a lot during bookings!
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SuckMyArtHole

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #33 on: 27 September 2013, 05:06:30 pm »
A guy just wanted anal.  I spent a few minutes explaining how I had just eaten and how I need to pooh and douch, then told him a bit about my diet, opposition to all package foods and fear of pooh on a condom .  AND he kept his dick hard, LOL thats viagra or pure lust at work.  Plus I got another booking out of him.  Going to be more honest and tell every one about my body functions.  It must be dead sexy :)  Time for a pooh, chow chow :) :) x x x
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Pink~Princess

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #34 on: 27 September 2013, 08:11:53 pm »
I love the way you spell poo lol x
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India597

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #35 on: 28 September 2013, 09:30:49 pm »
Lol you ladies do make me laugh! I love this forum  :D
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ParisB

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #36 on: 29 September 2013, 08:21:06 pm »
is it in yet .....
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Megan_GFE

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #37 on: 30 September 2013, 08:43:56 pm »
Quote from: DianaMurphy on 24 May 2013, 11:59:48 am
I have a really, really bad habit of saying "Shall we put something on the little fella then?"  ::)

I laughed so much at this I nearly fell out of bed!

Thank you for cheering up an old lady! x
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meetingdiversity

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Re: what not to say during sex
« Reply #38 on: 08 October 2013, 02:56:50 pm »
A few times have said is it in. Then realised shouldn't have said.
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