One client did really well in "piss the escort off, bingo". He was what I call a "seasoned punter", been punting for years and used all the lingo (which I hate as I find it so seedy) so instead of asking if I kiss, like normal men, he said "do you do French?". Eh? There's no reason to use code words, we aren't breaking the law and this isn't a sting!
He was a bit of a twat anyway and had pissed me off before he even arrived by telling me he'd let me know when he was on his way (he lives 45 mins away) rather than arrange an arrival time. I told him I needed more notice than that to get ready and he made a remark along the lines of "why do you need so long to get ready?" Arrrgh! Mate, just do as every other client has done - arrange an arrival time with me, then turn up at that time. I am not in a constant state of readiness.
I know the term "specialise" is perfectly reasonable, but I am not an escort who has a list of services like a menu and I don't "specialise" in anything (other than tolerating twats when I feel like giving them a back-hander in the ball bags). I've been in the biz a long time and he's the only one who has asked me what I specialise in (and this was during the booking, not an enquiry, so he had read my website etc), to which I replied "fucking strangers for money", followed by "well, as you would've read on my website I offer GFE..."
Then he did the classic "I'm really good at oral, many escorts have told me" when in fact he was shite. He just wasn't doing it for me, then stopped after about 30 seconds to get appraised. As if I can come in under a minute, especially with a naff technique. I could feel the drool run down the crack of my arse and he was flicking my clit rather than sucking it as I suggested.
Then he left the worst skid marks in my whoring history on my sheets. Arse!