I seriously cannot believe some of the insults! Awful!
Looking back, I think the worst I had was this multimillionaire around my age. He was AWFUL. He booked me for two hours, which is ?280 but gave me ?300 and said "keep the change" like he was putting 2p's in a charity box!
So that wasn't anything, obviously I was glad for the tip. I get him hard, and he goes through my whole box of condoms putting them on and off, implying I wouldn't have enough money to get more because I was just a "skivvy".
Should have left there and then, but wanted him to come, so he got on top (with the 6th condom on), then half way through said "Sorry, you don't do it for me".
I looked at him and he said "You're just too fat. I prefer size 4 girls"...
He then took out his phone and started bragging about his Lambo's and Ferraris, showing me pics of them. Asking what car I had, I said I didn't and he sneered. He said he would quite happily spend ?60,000 on a night out, but that was nothing to some of the Arabs who would spend ?200,000 on booze alone..
I have never felt so angry, and I have never ever insulted a client before, but this guy really was arrogant and thought because he had money, he could treat me how he liked verbally. So when I left, I said "You know what they say about guys with flash cars?" He shook his head. "That they have small dicks. And your's was. Very small indeed". He looked shocked, but given I am reliable and good with the clients in the agency anyway, had he reported me, he would have been ignored.
Personally I think he deserved that, nasty arrogant man.