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sexynana

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weirdest request up to date
« on: 13 November 2014, 11:07:03 pm »
i though last week i had the weirdest request(a guy asked me to kick his balls really hard and i was the one who was frightened that he might faint or something) but today i had a 50 year old guy who asked to fart on his face. He did not want sex all he wanted was to see me trying and farting in his face while he wanked himself. And everytime i farted he finished soon after. He actually finished 3 times within the hour. I was really trying hard not to laugh during the meet.

he is nice and clean and all but owh dear this was certainly a weird experience for me. I was really really surprised when asked me to do it(i was not informed in advanced).

It got me wondering what is the weirdest request you ever had and did you actually do it with the client?
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xSweetCheeksx

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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #1 on: 14 November 2014, 12:19:31 am »
Haha that's so bizarre. Some people are into allsorts.

Once a guy enquired about a booking and asked if I'd use 50 pairs of tights to tie him up. I said yes if you're providing the tights, didn't hear back lol.

Also I once saw a guy who made me realise I'm definitely no good at dom/sub bookings. The things he wanted me to do. He asked me to just casualy sit on his face whilst watching telly and told me to put all my weight on him and that he didn't care if I broke his nose. He also asked if I could get a friend along and we both throw eggs at him and make fun of him. What the hell lol.
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #2 on: 14 November 2014, 12:27:35 am »
I've had that many 'weird' requests over the years that they rarely seem weird anymore, but I received this text yesterday that made me read it 3 times over; just to be sure I'd read it right:

Looking for a girl to cut off my cock for real im genuine and have ?2000 in cash waiting if you can do this please let me know very genuine cash waiting

Replied that I'm not interested in going to jail for GBH. He can't possibly be serious anyways- what a fruit loop!!
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #3 on: 14 November 2014, 12:39:27 am »
Quote from: BJC on 14 November 2014, 12:27:35 am
I've had that many 'weird' requests over the years that they rarely seem weird anymore, but I received this text yesterday that made me read it 3 times over; just to be sure I'd read it right:

Looking for a girl to cut off my cock for real im genuine and have ?2000 in cash waiting if you can do this please let me know very genuine cash waiting

Replied that I'm not interested in going to jail for GBH. He can't possibly be serious anyways- what a fruit loop!!


Omg hahaha!

I believe some just get their kicks out of asking things like this!! But this is the funniest I've heard yet!
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #4 on: 14 November 2014, 04:19:17 am »
I had a request to jump on balloons and pink silk pillows. I did say yes but guessed (correctly) I wouldn't hear back!

I was also asked to shit in a Tupperware box and then we would examine it and touch it together. So sweet - NOT.
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mature helen

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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #5 on: 14 November 2014, 08:35:20 am »
Years ago a client wanted a bald headed escort and offered to pay me a lot of money to shave my head, I don't know if it was a fantasy or if he really would have paid (obviously upfront). I thought about it for it a millisecond then declined his generous offer.
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #6 on: 14 November 2014, 09:42:31 am »
Quote from: BJC on 14 November 2014, 12:27:35 am
I've had that many 'weird' requests over the years that they rarely seem weird anymore, but I received this text yesterday that made me read it 3 times over; just to be sure I'd read it right:

Looking for a girl to cut off my cock for real im genuine and have ?2000 in cash waiting if you can do this please let me know very genuine cash waiting

Replied that I'm not interested in going to jail for GBH. He can't possibly be serious anyways- what a fruit loop!!
I had one like this, and I gave him a detailed list of things I needed him to get, such as hazmat suits, striker saw, hack saw, plastic 55 gallon drums. Funny he didn't call me back.
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #7 on: 14 November 2014, 12:21:00 pm »
I've had a guy email me on AW before, asking me to shit in his mouth, while he shits in my mouth & then kiss to swill it all together!  :o I declined & blocked him immediately.

A more recent request was to save up used condoms from other clients, knot them & stick them in the freezer for a booking where the guy wanted me to dump them out on his cock & use the contents as some sort of lube for a handjob.  :o After a message telling the guy how ridiculously unsafe that would be, I blocked him.

Last night during a cam session, a guy asked me to pick my nose for him. I obliged, but declined his request to eat the boogers for him.  :-X He stopped the session after that.
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #8 on: 14 November 2014, 01:06:39 pm »
I had a guy enquire about an adult baby session, which is ok with me but he wanted me to take him to tesco and hold his hand talking to him like a toddler, he would be wearing a nappy and wanted me to take him in the baby changing room and change his bum!

Apart from the fact I don't do public stuff I think we could have been at risk of being arrested? X
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #9 on: 14 November 2014, 04:32:21 pm »
Ha ha, what did you drink or eat to achieve this?

I ate a pear several days ago and for 24hours I could not stop laughing with the noises I was producing.  I was thinking: 'enough already, this is going for quite some time'.  Back to normal now.
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #10 on: 14 November 2014, 05:24:58 pm »
Mine was quite recent in that he was really into wanting me to talk daddy-daughter roleplay while he practically squeezed me to death then wanked off, wasn't too fussed about the sex
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #11 on: 14 November 2014, 09:47:30 pm »
I have a lovely client who has sex with my arm pit
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #12 on: 14 November 2014, 10:38:49 pm »
I was asked to save my shit and blood from period so he could eat it.
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sexynana

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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #13 on: 14 November 2014, 11:43:54 pm »
Quote from: Kendallx on 14 November 2014, 09:47:30 pm
I have a lovely client who has sex with my arm pit

LOL i had this one TOO!!! and i asked him politely where did he get this idea. He said it was from porn( i did check it out and it was true). The name of the porn director/actor that did this movie is rocco something. AN italian porn actor.

We probably saw the same guy
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Re: weirdest request up to date
« Reply #14 on: 15 November 2014, 09:05:53 am »
Mine was;

Meet in a layby, kick the crap outa him, brake his nose and make sure he is bruised, for ?500 , think he sent a copy and paste to aload of girls round here as they said they had the same one!

I said YES to him, ( as that's what I do all the time in my sessions, obviously not breaking noses....well only by mistake... ;D ) but he kindly said he had sent it to me by mistake as he didn't want a DOMME to do it! TW! Lol love them x
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