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Violette

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Violette the Domestic Goddess
« on: 28 July 2009, 06:25:25 pm »
Now I love cherries, they are I have to say my ALL time favorite fruit. So today, whilst out and about I came across some Morel Cherries! They are sour as hell, after making a sour face after trying one, the lovely lady in the store kindly told me they are better in jams and compotes than for eating. So, an idea started to form, well to make a long story short, I ended up buying about 1.5kg, some jam sugar, jars, a de-pitter, and off I went. Well, it is the first time I ever tried something like this, so I will see how it all goes.  I now have 4 half litter jars sitting and waiting to cool down. This is on top of the homemade pumpkin soup, and rack of lamb I am cooking for dinner tonight. I think I need to go back on tour, I am becoming far to domesticated, next thing you know I will be raising chickens for eggs, and curing my own ham! :o

Fallingstar

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #1 on: 28 July 2009, 07:12:14 pm »
Violette,i wish i was you ;D i am going to make you my role model in life i think or failing that i might have to marry you! ;)

Violette

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #2 on: 28 July 2009, 10:33:51 pm »
Violette,i wish i was you ;D i am going to make you my role model in life i think or failing that i might have to marry you! ;)
ROFPMSLOL! That is funny! But I think my 6ft 4 fiance would have something to say about the marrying part.  ;D But thanks for the offer, I know where to go if he dumps me.

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #3 on: 28 July 2009, 10:41:31 pm »
ROFPMSLOL! That is funny! But I think my 6ft 4 fiance would have something to say about the marrying part.  ;D But thanks for the offer, I know where to go if he dumps me.

I am six foot three. I'll fight him for your love ;)
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #4 on: 28 July 2009, 10:44:40 pm »
Did I mention I want your babies?
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

Violette

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #5 on: 28 July 2009, 10:58:03 pm »
Oh that is too funny, coming from you Benny.



Violette- runs away!  ;D

Fallingstar

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #6 on: 28 July 2009, 11:41:30 pm »
Oh that is too funny, coming from you Benny.



Violette- runs away!  ;D

Its not good Violette,run if you must but we will catch you ;D

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #7 on: 28 July 2009, 11:50:59 pm »

Violette- runs away!  ;D

Right into Kat open arms!!!!!
Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!!!

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #8 on: 28 July 2009, 11:55:33 pm »
Ok guys, collette on the left, me on the right, and kat behind. Standard pincer movement...
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

Violette

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #9 on: 29 July 2009, 06:35:06 am »
You three are worst than Valosa raptors.  :-*

Violette

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #10 on: 29 July 2009, 07:21:48 am »
Just a quick update, the Morel cherry jam has set correctly!! I am so happy, and it is nice and sour just the way a proper sour cherry jam should be. I think today I will attack my other favorite fruit, Reine Claude plums, and see how that jams up.

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #11 on: 29 July 2009, 11:10:26 am »
I see an excellent diversification of business here!!! Sell your jam at christmas.... I present to you..... "Whores Jam"!

Talk about a niche product  ;D

Violette

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #12 on: 29 July 2009, 01:12:45 pm »
 ;D LOL!

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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #13 on: 04 August 2009, 10:07:40 am »
How much is it with P&P Violette? Its raining and cant be assed walking to Tesco!
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Re: Violette the Domestic Goddess
« Reply #14 on: 04 August 2009, 11:43:31 am »

 I Love cherries!!! and need to eat more as I suffer from gout! (ad im only 30, had it since about 24)


 Start selling it! Ill take some!