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losthope

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #300 on: 02 April 2015, 08:37:50 pm »
smelly bums, arnpits and breath, I notice the smelly armpits have a way of sprawling too YUK

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #301 on: 02 April 2015, 08:59:48 pm »
i had this over weight man visit me . he was on the bed and while giving him head i could smell poo! i just wasn't sure if it was his shoes or if he didn't wipe his bum properly . anyway when he stood up and left ., i saw a little poo on the bed ! omg i was so upset that i almost sent him a very angry text . is either he didn't clean his bum properly or he did a number 2 on my bed ! i just had to block his ass .i had t dispose the bedsheet which is a shame because i really liked it and i couldn't find that particular one .what an idiot he is  :FF

Does it get any worse than that?
i had a man shit on my sofa once he asked " oh did I do that?" to which I replied well it wasn't there b 4 you came in I threw sofa out in the end I felt disgusted

Why did he shit on your sofa? Did he just sit down and do a shit? hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dirty bastard  ;D
he was ejaculating lying on the sofa and had his pants down, I think it must have been at this time he lost control of his bowel( worrying )

hahahahaaa niiiice!

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #302 on: 02 April 2015, 09:03:01 pm »
I have this client who thinks it is acceptable to fart in my company and I mean he farking honks!   The first time he did it was while I was you know.. blowing his trumpet and today while he was getting dressed.  It was freaken disgusting

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #303 on: 02 April 2015, 09:04:28 pm »
I have this client who thinks it is acceptable to fart in my company and I mean he farking honks!   The first time he did it was while I was you know.. blowing his trumpet and today while he was getting dressed.  It was freaken disgusting

That is hilarious. What did you say to him? Do you think he did it on purpose? Hilarious x

MsDee

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #304 on: 02 April 2015, 10:44:58 pm »
I have this client who thinks it is acceptable to fart in my company and I mean he farking honks!   The first time he did it was while I was you know.. blowing his trumpet and today while he was getting dressed.  It was freaken disgusting

That is hilarious. What did you say to him? Do you think he did it on purpose? Hilarious x

Honestly I just think he is disrespectful and couldn't care less. When he did it the first time I was not impressed and told him he can suck his own dick, today I just helped him out of my front door.  He is as Peggy Mitchell would say "Barred".

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #305 on: 04 April 2015, 12:20:24 pm »
My next client.. He's got that pre-cum thing going on, he's not very clean (even after a shower, maybe to do with his weight.. And I don't mean that in any way nasty!!)
Dreading it, but hey-ho, stiff upper-lip, I'll get through it.
It's a whole hour as well  :(
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Nia Hope

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #306 on: 04 April 2015, 04:23:49 pm »
My next client.. He's got that pre-cum thing going on, he's not very clean (even after a shower, maybe to do with his weight.. And I don't mean that in any way nasty!!)
Dreading it, but hey-ho, stiff upper-lip, I'll get through it.
It's a whole hour as well  :(
oh god I've got a heavy pre cummer too, it's like a tap, also I hate the cocks with the head that has a grey/blue tinge to them, or is it just me that's noticed that? X
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Siorse

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #307 on: 04 April 2015, 06:06:39 pm »
Aw naww Nia lol, I'm gonna inspect them all even closer now!  ;)
I haven't noticed any like that, but I have got one that's bright red... he says he has no medical problems, but I'm
not so sure.. I mean, it's illuminous!!
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Nia Hope

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #308 on: 04 April 2015, 07:37:52 pm »
Aw naww Nia lol, I'm gonna inspect them all even closer now!  ;)
I haven't noticed any like that, but I have got one that's bright red... he says he has no medical problems, but I'm
not so sure.. I mean, it's illuminous!!
i swear some are blue! Oh god cocks are ugly! X
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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #309 on: 04 April 2015, 10:12:04 pm »
i remember one of my first out calls was with a much older gent who wanted to make out / have me spit in his mouth for the majority of the 2 hr out call whilst he jerked off, and would initiate kissing by just sticking his tongue out of his mouth every time, he looked so ridiculous and i had to stop myself from laughing/borking. he also kept telling me he loved me throughout the booking, which is exhausting ---- longest 2 hrs of my life..

i'm really creeped out by clients who stare at you for too long and you can't see anything behind their eyes, makes you feel like you're with a serial killer, and clients who instruct you robotically, like you're a sex doll and not a human.

what really made me go 'ew' though was a client who was impotent, very sweaty and smelly and wanted the session to go on and on for hours trying to get it up -- when he finally left there was a huge wet patch on the sheets of presumably sweat from his buttocks with a faint brown stain in the middle where he butt crack was plonked... ewwwwww  :-[  :-X
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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #310 on: 07 April 2015, 01:52:50 pm »
When they first walk in and plant a really horrible slobbery wet kiss on each of your cheeks, making them wet with saliva!

When they refer to your lady parts as a 'her'.  A client the other day, wanted to give me oral and said 'Can I kiss her?'  Eueck!

martine21

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #311 on: 07 April 2015, 03:12:36 pm »
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martine21

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #312 on: 07 April 2015, 03:13:17 pm »

oh god I've got a heavy pre cummer too, it's like a tap, also I hate the cocks with the head that has a grey/blue tinge to them, or is it just me that's noticed that? X

This makes me feel sick, I really hate doing OWO when they're like this!

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #313 on: 07 April 2015, 05:39:29 pm »
Just had a client for 2 hours who was so sweaty and clammy, he brought his own lube for some reason - probably because he used about half a bottle and now I have lovely sweaty lubey bedding and towel. Eww, I've never been so eager to shower :-X
He was very clean but during the booking because extremely sweaty, it wasn't hot and I wasn't sweating. I offered to open the window and he said he was fine.

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #314 on: 07 April 2015, 07:35:47 pm »
Eeeww yes, I hate the heavy sweaters. I hate when they want to go on top and it drips on you :-X