Recently I tried a new hotel to work from, first client of the day was  someone I had seen before a few times,I wasn’t sure about him, as  He had cancelled on me once last minute the last time he was supposed to see me. 

He booked again, I gave  him a second chance as I had seen him few times
In the past. Really I Should have listened to my gut. He arrives 30 mins early, I told him wait til booking time. I gave him clear instructions how to get To my hotel room. He text me he was on his way. Then my mobile rings it’s only the hotel receptionist asking me am I expecting guests. I was shocked, then there was a knock on my door. The hotel receptionist had walked this man to my door.

I let the client in I was furious. Instead of ringing me saying he was lost. He had gone to the hotel staff and asked them where was my room. He came In moaning saying he had an awful day at work.
No sorry for being indiscreet. I was so mad. I told him leave. I was too angry to do the service. He left without issues.  But What a fool. Lucky I didn’t get asked to leave of the hotel . But very embarrassing the receptionist knowing my job.

And when they spot my car in the parking space, and it's like ooh is that your car?!  Creeps me out.

I had one turn up half an hour late (which I didn't mind since it meant I would have only had to deal with him for half an hour instead of an hour), then not listen to my directions properly and take a further five minutes to find my building despite being yards away.

When he finally got in I was watching as the lift door opened and a massive bloody scooter started wheeling it's way out (on a day when it was pissing down outside, so it wasn't just huge but wet and dirty) which he was obviously thinking he could bring in my flat. I decided to forgo the cash and told him to fuck off.

It's still pissing me off that I waited for the twat for over thirty minutes when I could have been getting the tea on.

Oh my god i love it. Did you actually say fuck off or this situation is not suitable? I hate it if they turn up really late and still expect their full time. I had a couple reduce their time down and i was fuming so i have to take a loss miney wise because they are late and worry that they might not get every minute.

Had someone do that recently and i kept saying that is nor fair but he would not hand it over for the hour and i never wanted to lose and have no money so he got a rushed service, i never made a great effort and when he kept saying slow it down want to make it last. I said thought you was in such a rush. I said right at the end when he was trying to get more stuff i said when you mess with our income how can you expect for me to give you the best time as you never cared about giving me less money  and refused to give me our arranged and booked hour's money.

When they turn up unannounced at your home and post notes through the door with your working name written in bold on the letter.

I've had letters with my working name and cards with my pets' names on them too!

Just how stupid are they?! 

I had some put notes through saying they'd lost my phone number, hasn't happened for years now but I see far fewer incall most of whom regulars who totally understand discretion.

Did have someone who had had just 2 bookings displaying warning signs send a parcel with working name in capitals, after first warning sign I'd had a chat - if I was based in a big city would not be so much of an issue but it should be obvious. Made worse by his frequent 'Hope you are well, stay safe' messages.

I was so taken aback I opened my flat door and said 'What the fuck is that?' (thankfully next door weren't in I don't think). He said 'no?' I said 'No.' It wheeled backwards into the lift again and left 🤣

He could have left it downstairs and I wouldn't have known, or I could have come down and locked it in the meter room for him or something but there was no way it was coming in, the muppet. He would have had twenty five minutes of his booking left max and not a minute more but I'd had a busy day and I just couldn't be arsed.

So it was one of these mobility scooters he was trying to bring in. What a joke and not even asking on the phone before hand to see if you could have it in even if you wanted to.

When they turn up unannounced at your home and post notes through the door with your working name written in bold on the letter.

Just how stupid are they?! 

I've had this too, saying they've lost my number.
Surely they don't think we actually tell them our real names so to post a note through the door with our work name on it, which they did, as you say Gypsy, just how stupid are they!?
A friend or family member who has no idea what we do could have been in there and picked it up before we got to it, they really do seem to just think with their dicks.

Recently quite a few clients trying to book me when I'm not available but keep trying to change my mind. In the past I haven't been strict enough and given in to some of them.

Also wanting to fuck in other parts of my flat such as my own bedroom, shower, sofa, dining table. One even wanted to do it on the stairs which is shared with my neighbour.