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LittleMinx2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4185 on: 16 August 2023, 03:45:08 pm »
Starting to get annoyed with clients using my shower. Had various issues, but one broke the door off and then never said anything! When asked about it, when he tried to book again, he just said he didn't know. When I explained it was literally hanging off, I was met with radio silence (as expected). Just hate clients that disrespect your house and property.

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« Reply #4186 on: 16 August 2023, 08:48:55 pm »
Expecting lower rates every single time they come , I got one taking the piss wants cheaper deals,  don't want pay my going rate but works out can do 2 visits for paying less
Paid going rate every time I stop seeing him then goes back to being a pisstaker and cheapskate .

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4187 on: 17 August 2023, 06:21:26 am »
When they have bad breath and a smelly bum. Not the best.

I spray Lynx deodorant in the air and refuse to kiss them.

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4188 on: 18 August 2023, 08:19:57 pm »
Some guy
Want to book a month ahead for an hour twice in same week
Screams time waster
So text him to message me day b4
But he will be all wanked out way b4  then !

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4189 on: 18 August 2023, 08:46:23 pm »
When they arrive very early. Like 20 - 30 mins early. And ask if they can come up ? No - Just come at the time booked, no earlier , no later. ???

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« Reply #4190 on: 20 August 2023, 02:27:20 pm »
When a tip is not a tip.

I had a client recently who arrived and paid. Then just as we about to begin.  He grabs another £10  and tells me if I pleasure him properly then I will get a tip but if I don't please him I won't get the tip and he'll never return.

I don't care about tips. And I don't perform on demand when told too everyone gets my best anyway for my fee..  Had he phrased his delivery of his comment better it wouldn't have put my back up. 

After booking finished he gave me the £10 tip but I told him to keep it.  He just had zero people skills.

Caligirl

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« Reply #4191 on: 20 August 2023, 07:26:54 pm »
When a tip is not a tip.

I had a client recently who arrived and paid. Then just as we about to begin.  He grabs another £10  and tells me if I pleasure him properly then I will get a tip but if I don't please him I won't get the tip and he'll never return.

I don't care about tips. And I don't perform on demand when told too everyone gets my best anyway for my fee..  Had he phrased his delivery of his comment better it wouldn't have put my back up. 

After booking finished he gave me the £10 tip but I told him to keep it.  He just had zero people skills.

Good for you not taking it! What a rude prick.

I also hate when you ask a new client how long they’d like to book and they say ‘why don’t we start with 15/30 minutes and see where it goes’ gets my back up!!

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4192 on: 31 August 2023, 06:43:22 pm »
Booking 24 hrs in advance then expecting flirty, teasing texts right up until the booking, keep texting shit like "what you going to wear for me?" etc.
Then don't confirm when asked to and suddenly decide last min they want the booking brought forward 30 mins cos they can get away earlier than expected, like we have absolutely nothing else to do but sit ready at a moments notice like we are gagging for a fuck!
He really needs a reality check!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4193 on: 07 September 2023, 09:29:52 am »
Men who pull their fingers out of me and wipe them on my leg.
The disrespect.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4194 on: 08 September 2023, 04:41:53 pm »
I have this regular client who is super easy throughout the booking apart from the beginning and end,  he does things that irritate the life out of me. He comes in and uses the toilet then once sat on the bed he shows the time on his phone and says “right it’s 17.03 so we’ll be done at 18.03” i understand if in the past he’s been rushed out and not been given his full time but to be so precise for some reason really irritates me. Then at the end when we’re finished if he looks at his phone and it’s 18.01 he’ll say right we have 2 minutes so we might as well chat! It’s 2 minutes!! He’ll wait till it’s bang in 18.03 then move to get dressed. Again I’m not cheating anyone out of time but he could get chat AND get dressed in them 2 minutes.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4195 on: 08 September 2023, 06:56:19 pm »
My vagina grew over just reading that :(

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« Reply #4196 on: 12 September 2023, 02:59:51 pm »
What really annoys me is when the client takes the shower  at the beginning of the session and after the shower he pees. Then expects a bj  ::)
Why not pee before showering and come out squeaky clean?  :FF

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« Reply #4197 on: 12 September 2023, 09:04:35 pm »
I have this regular client who is super easy throughout the booking apart from the beginning and end,  he does things that irritate the life out of me. He comes in and uses the toilet then once sat on the bed he shows the time on his phone and says “right it’s 17.03 so we’ll be done at 18.03” i understand if in the past he’s been rushed out and not been given his full time but to be so precise for some reason really irritates me. Then at the end when we’re finished if he looks at his phone and it’s 18.01 he’ll say right we have 2 minutes so we might as well chat! It’s 2 minutes!! He’ll wait till it’s bang in 18.03 then move to get dressed. Again I’m not cheating anyone out of time but he could get chat AND get dressed in them 2 minutes.

A client who behaved like that with me would not  become a regular but if I really wanted to keep him coming back then a few kind words from me to him would be necessary 😙

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4198 on: 15 September 2023, 10:33:24 am »
I have this regular client who is super easy throughout the booking apart from the beginning and end,  he does things that irritate the life out of me. He comes in and uses the toilet then once sat on the bed he shows the time on his phone and says “right it’s 17.03 so we’ll be done at 18.03” i understand if in the past he’s been rushed out and not been given his full time but to be so precise for some reason really irritates me. Then at the end when we’re finished if he looks at his phone and it’s 18.01 he’ll say right we have 2 minutes so we might as well chat! It’s 2 minutes!! He’ll wait till it’s bang in 18.03 then move to get dressed. Again I’m not cheating anyone out of time but he could get chat AND get dressed in them 2 minutes.

OMG!
Although I have never been a strict clock watcher, I believe that "an hour" is from the time they enter the door to the time they go back out of it. That is what i used to work to when I did off an hour service.

These days my sessions are all 2 hours but in my info i make it clear that the massage is 90 minutes - sometimes I get guys with FOMO asking what happens in the other 30 minutes!
Oh for god sake - have to spell it out that people get un/dressed, like to talk, use the loo, etc., and some of my clients are fragile or disabled.

I hate it when people take their clothes off ASAP when they've only just met me and have no time for a little politeness.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4199 on: 17 September 2023, 10:48:43 pm »
I have a few
*When they ask too many personal questions
*When they try to interfere with your life
*When they say that are in love with you etc - you've known me 5 minutes, you don't need to try and get into my knickers, your already paying for that privilege.
*Hagglers - the first time I met this one guy he asked for "mates rates" I don't do mates rates... I find it offensive especially if I've just met the guy

Don't know if anyone else has experience of the above.