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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3900 on: 30 April 2022, 06:25:38 pm »
Him (new number not saved on my phone) 'oh Hi I saw you last year I was the guy who made you squirt'
Me - 'sorry that doesn't narrow it down at all'.
Worked out who he was, saw almost a year ago...
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Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3901 on: 02 May 2022, 04:39:15 pm »
Quote from: Milf-G on 30 April 2022, 06:25:38 pm
Him (new number not saved on my phone) 'oh Hi I saw you last year I was the guy who made you squirt'
Me - 'sorry that doesn't narrow it down at all'.
Worked out who he was, saw almost a year ago...
Of course he thought he was memorable !
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3902 on: 02 May 2022, 06:41:28 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 02 May 2022, 04:39:15 pm
Of course he thought he was memorable !

Thing is, I don't recall him making me squirt, few actually do that and only with very vigorous hand action. Nice enough chap though.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3903 on: 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am »

My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

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Gypsy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3904 on: 04 May 2022, 08:27:59 am »
Quote from: V24 on 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am
My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

Tw's always ask me this question  ::) I don't think I've actually met anyone who asks this.
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3905 on: 04 May 2022, 10:55:14 am »
Quote from: V24 on 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am
My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

Love your response haha
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thickthighs

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3906 on: 04 May 2022, 01:21:11 pm »
Quote from: V24 on 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am
My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

Been asked this so many times, I find it such a bizarre comment. I too usually come back with a sarcastic quip.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3907 on: 04 May 2022, 04:10:49 pm »
Quote from: V24 on 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am
My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

The even worse 1 is this:

I’d had a youngster visit me (meaning probably under 35) & he’d gone down on me. Fine. He’d asked to, I didn’t force him, coerce, beg….nada. As we’re getting dressed this SOB has the temerity to ask me “If I’m clean, since he …. errr ummm…. went down on me, & ummmm…. he’s married so ummm, he can’t be bringing anything home….*nervous laughing* ummm…”

I was incensed. And said, “Just for that remark? You don’t deserve to know the answer. I didn’t ask you to do SHIT. Your timing is OFF, son.”

He walked out  totally chastised. Yeah, you just worry about that for a few weeks. Miserable sack of shit. Oh, I was HOT😡.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3908 on: 04 May 2022, 05:07:24 pm »
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« Last Edit: 09 May 2022, 06:35:55 pm by Scarlettwoman »
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3909 on: 04 May 2022, 09:59:10 pm »
Got the wrong vibes from someone this morning within 15 seconds on the phone. Wanted to know exactly what bookings I had today... Ended call. 10 mins later text message saying 'we want to see you, me and my mate' yup, I knew something was off. Since then countless call attempts. I don't advertise for threesomes seeking as I'd want to meet each person 1 on 1 first.
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Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3910 on: 06 May 2022, 01:56:01 am »
Quote from: Milf-G on 04 May 2022, 09:59:10 pm
Got the wrong vibes from someone this morning within 15 seconds on the phone. Wanted to know exactly what bookings I had today... Ended call. 10 mins later text message saying 'we want to see you, me and my mate' yup, I knew something was off. Since then countless call attempts. I don't advertise for threesomes seeking as I'd want to meet each person 1 on 1 first.
Your instincts are crucial in this job . Glad he didn't come visit you
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3911 on: 06 May 2022, 06:45:45 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 06 May 2022, 01:56:01 am
Your instincts are crucial in this job . Glad he. didn't come visit you

Absolutely. I mean I've probably turned away plenty that would have been alright but if something doesn't feel right it's best to say no.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3912 on: 06 May 2022, 10:02:46 pm »
Exfoliating my face with his stubbly kisses, then when I turn away for respite, proceeds to wet lick inside my eardrums  >:(
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3913 on: 06 May 2022, 10:08:28 pm »
Quote from: SquirtyQueen on 06 May 2022, 10:02:46 pm
Exfoliating my face with his stubbly kisses, then when I turn away for respite, proceeds to wet lick inside my eardrums  >:(

Vomit
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« Reply #3914 on: 08 May 2022, 08:06:39 pm »
Oh yesterday this guy that I've seen a couple of times now. I never let anyone in my living room except a few people that I have known for more than 3years, and I went to bring him some water.. I didn't close the door because he was in the bedroom and couldn't see there, when I turned around he was in the door creeping all over my place and said, oh now that I know we are alone in here we can maybe go there and try new stuff ughh I said no, because I have my stuff it's a bit messy and blah blah.. now in the bedroom he took his shirt of and opened one of my closet door out of nowhere so he can hang it there! I told him angrily to never do that again!
I mean wtff men, why would you do such thing.
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