Clients who never stop with the fucking hands. Hands everywhere. It’s annoying.

I had one (old - late 60s) that kept trying to fondle my boobs like juicy melons whilst I was led next to him trying to give him oral. I was secretly ecstatic when he lost his erection and said he'd had enough 45 minutes into the hour. Feel like I'm a fruit and veg market sometimes with their groping. Urgh!

The guy I mentioned at the bus stop sat there 30 mins early  today.

Usually I tell him to come in when he's near, this time I let him sit in the cold until the booked time.

The guy I mentioned at the bus stop sat there 30 mins early  today.

Usually I tell him to come in when he's near, this time I let him sit in the cold until the booked time.

Lol, just spat my gin out

When they book a hour or more and struggle to cum twice then go on like it's my fault if they can't, had one I done before yesterday was bad enough first time as he massive must weigh over 30 stone , hard work too couldn't do sex proper as his belly in way I on top switched position kind of cowgirl even worse as uncomfortable with size of him , and he going floppy he thought it funny laughing he making me work the fat cunt told him time up I were pissed off he gone half hour overtime didn't seem please but I had something on and he was no fun , I'm big myself but find fat men so shit to do , doubt I see him again good payer but I hate do men when they not easy .

Had one today wanted to keep a pair of my knickers, OK working ones aren't expensive but that seemed overly personal - have other men asked for them?

Do you mean More personal than .....having sex with them?   
 
Yes it would be annoying if he expects to walk off with your lingerie  for free. That's why I never leave them thrown around always on my wrist.



I've sold g's once or twice while stripping. Approached after the gig.
I haven't been asked as an escort.

But I don't give for free.£10 each or more if they're posh nicknacks.

Had one today wanted to keep a pair of my knickers, OK working ones aren't expensive but that seemed overly personal - have other men asked for them?

Sell them!

Expecting you to remember them several years later.

Had a guy message me a few days ago saying he saw me in 2017, could we meet again and he'd like the same services as last time. When I asked who he was and what services he was after, he was offended I had no idea who he was and didn't remember our session.  I save every number and this time it was an unknown one, so he'd not even contacted me on the one he originally booked with...but expected me to remember. 

Pmsl. I had one text a few days ago saying 'remember me?' Saw him well over a year ago, I just replied 'sorry mate, slept a few times since then' ego crushed.

I hate the long nails too
Years back when i were younger I used to  work for  a escort agency and they used to  send me to this disgusting tramp in Donnie , the house was absolutely filthy , muck and dust all over the floor  if i had black clothing on be covered in it if clothes were on the floor  , the bedroom had  ripped curtains , the guy had not only long fingernails but long toenails too , so gross , I had stop the booking couldn't even continue as I couldn't stand him touching me , all the women hated going there it was a nightmare.