The taller ladies probably don't get this often, but picking (or trying to pick) me up off the ground, whether it's in a face to face way so I have to try and cling on and wrap my legs around him to avoid falling, or just generally - I once had one try to scoop me up and carry me through the doorway without any warning at all.
It's scary (nobody can run away if they're being carried), It hurts my back, plus I'm terrified of them dropping me. And I am not a fucking toy.
I get this sometimes. I don't like it and protest jokingly like, "Oh, I'm heavier than I look!"
It's really pointless too, once they have me up there all they do is try a few awkward thrusts, before abandoning the idea.
Definitely is one of those tick boxes they do
Once guy recently did this (he's only little himself) and placed me on his kitchen side work top to continue.
Freely volunteered later that he had been racking his brains what we should do this time, that we hadn't already done.
My problem is, I don't really mind at the time, but halfway driving home when I have cooled down I think WTF?
