Saw a lovely client of mine. After the booking he text me saying hope I don't mind he put his empty wine bottles in my recycling.

Maybe I'm overreacting but I thought it was cheeky of him to do it without even asking. 

Against my better judgment I just saw a guy who had 3 warnings on CE and had tried 3 times to haggle me.

He paid my full fee without question and was OK at sex. Tried to stick his finger up my bum without paying extra, but did listen to my "oh no you don't"

I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way to see him again.but he was okay. Maybe he learned his lesson about haggling back in 2018 when I smacked him down.

Aww I'm on the wrong thread! But the thing he did to annoy was go in my bathroom and leave the tap running. I'm on a meter, arse hole!

 Was in my local nandos yesterday with my eldest who is 16, and who I considered telling about what I do for work. I didn't but that's another story.
He went to the toilet and I was sitting at the table in silence minding my own business and a voice said "Harriet? Harriet hi, it's me Paul. how are you?"
A client who I've seen about four times, mostly recently a week ago was standing there.
I said hi and that I was having a private lunch, but he lingered for a bit longer because maybe he was hoping for a hug or something..then after the longest minute of my life he said "OK well good to see you, bye" and walked off, and then as me and 16 were leaving a bit later he fucking saw me and waved. Thankfully 16 seemed to have missed. All of this by some miracle.
I was seething all night.
 

And they are the ones want discretion.. he shouldnt have even approached you.

Try some complete random walking up to you in Tesco and asking you if you're working, with your mum stood next to you.

Few years ago a regular saw me in a store he said dont  do or say anything I'm with my wife
What did he think I was going to do? !
Suck him off in the frozen section 🤣

😂😅 that made me laugh my head off

Was in my local nandos yesterday with my eldest who is 16, and who I considered telling about what I do for work. I didn't but that's another story.
He went to the toilet and I was sitting at the table in silence minding my own business and a voice said "Harriet? Harriet hi, it's me Paul. how are you?"
A client who I've seen about four times, mostly recently a week ago was standing there.
I said hi and that I was having a private lunch, but he lingered for a bit longer because maybe he was hoping for a hug or something..then after the longest minute of my life he said "OK well good to see you, bye" and walked off, and then as me and 16 were leaving a bit later he fucking saw me and waved. Thankfully 16 seemed to have missed. All of this by some miracle.
I was seething all night.
 

What a complete knob jesus christ