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Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3495 on: 16 May 2021, 03:16:06 pm »
It depends who s doing it really. I don't mind if I like them. I hate it when they pull your hair especially during doggy

Ms_Mila

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3496 on: 16 May 2021, 07:29:53 pm »
When they run their hands and fingers through your hair like they’re your long lost lover is so annoying, why don’t they understand we don’t care or want that form of passion

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3497 on: 16 May 2021, 07:37:22 pm »
Anyone else hate it when they stroke or play with your hair?

My hair gets greasy enough without them running their grimey mits over it  :FF

This is forbidden as I wear wigs. I flip their hands away. Stand away from the hair mister.

TantricTease

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3498 on: 16 May 2021, 08:27:56 pm »
Ask you to take your hair out when your down giving him oral and then he starts playing with it to the point that it’s going in your mouth along with his cock...I really FUCKING hate that.

amy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3499 on: 17 May 2021, 01:16:04 am »
I've posted this before, but the hair touching is possibly the only thing that will make me stop whatever I'm doing and ask them not to do it. My hair is long and thick, I don't wash it that often and not only does touching it make it dirty and greasy, trying to run fingers through it doesn't work and it hurts - when I get asked what I don't like, it's the only thing I say.

That's before we come to the ones who shove their fingers up your bum or have a wank with lube all over them and then shove them straight in your (invariably newly washed) hair. I'm usually quick enough to get out the way but not always, and I've had to dig my nails into my palms and count to ten before just to stop myself knocking them out  >:(

English Green

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3500 on: 17 May 2021, 12:05:21 pm »
Hope everyone's had their dinner... But I have a theory that men's anuses are not as sensitive as women's. Twice in my dating experiences I was having sex with someone only to discover that they had a noticeable 'turtle's head'. I cannot EVER imagine that happening with me, even if I went to the loo 'just in case'.

Once it was in a hotel, and he left a severe skid mark. Thankfully it was his room, not mine! Eeeuw!

No i think some men are just not hygiene proud or think about it like some of us do, it's not a concern for them.

I won't make excuses for them i just accept some are lazy dirty bastards when it comes to washing themselves appropriately.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3501 on: 20 May 2021, 01:26:22 pm »
I tell clients that they can finish on my body like my tits not neck up.
Recently I've had a few clients trying to abuse that privilege. Some have "finished" near my face or on my face, others in my hair.

Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3502 on: 20 May 2021, 04:07:42 pm »
I tell clients that they can finish on my body like my tits not neck up.
Recently I've had a few clients trying to abuse that privilege. Some have "finished" near my face or on my face, others in my hair.

If they did that to me I'd ban them as I don't allow it and they are taking the piss.

Jadine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3503 on: 20 May 2021, 07:33:12 pm »
I don’t let them cum on face , the only time I did was years back the first and last time and the bastard shot in my eye lol stung like hell , sure he did it on purpose.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3504 on: 20 May 2021, 10:45:02 pm »
If they did that to me I'd ban them as I don't allow it and they are taking the piss.

Oh believe me I have no tolerance. On numerous occasions I've asked them to leave. Previously I've just given warnings but now I'm beyond that. It's about courtesy.

TantricTease

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« Reply #3505 on: 21 May 2021, 06:08:25 pm »
I don’t let them cum on face , the only time I did was years back the first and last time and the bastard shot in my eye lol stung like hell , sure he did it on purpose.
That happened to me once but I don’t believe he meant to do it, he just had that type of cum that just shot everywhere naturally, I couldn’t open my eye properly for about 2 hours, it was awful.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3506 on: 24 May 2021, 04:37:59 pm »
When you send the location and he never confirms an appointment turns up two hours later saying I’m here can you let me in. Don’t think I can. I’m in my pjs and ready to take a nap. God I swear some of these idiots genuinely must have this idea melted into their brain that escorts just sit around all day in lingerie and hair up and full face of makeup freshly showered and shaved and moisturised all over waiting for men to come in and penetrate us. I have a life too I’m not ready to see clients at the click of a button so annoying. Nothing pisses me off more in this world.

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3507 on: 25 May 2021, 04:48:41 pm »
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Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3508 on: 26 May 2021, 05:39:32 pm »
Have a regular that's been a few times now and more often than not I always get a text saying he's going to be about 15mins late, although sometimes he is slightly later than that.

Previously I have let him off but today I am feeling tired and can't be bothered to wait around for him so said I have plans after 6pm. Haven't heard any further from him so far

Being late can happen to everyone but to do it nearly every time is annoying. He also likes to play music on his phone which I'm aware some might like but I find it a nuisance.
« Last Edit: 26 May 2021, 05:42:39 pm by Maz »

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3509 on: 26 May 2021, 05:57:58 pm »
Have a regular that's been a few times now and more often than not I always get a text saying he's going to be about 15mins late, although sometimes he is slightly later than that.

Previously I have let him off but today I am feeling tired and can't be bothered to wait around for him so said I have plans after 6pm. Haven't heard any further from him so far

Being late can happen to everyone but to do it nearly every time is annoying. He also likes to play music on his phone which I'm aware some might like but I find it a nuisance.

He's playing you isn't he! I'm a late breaking bunny so I live in fear of clients turning up 5 minutes early or exactly on time which they always do. So to me that 15 minute late palava is quite unusual. Not had a punter play their own music in my yard unless asked eg my speakers bust! I set the musical mood, that's a new one on me Maz.
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