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Petlover29

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3465 on: 25 April 2021, 08:54:29 am »
When i ask the client to confirm the booking an hour before but he didn’t confirm his  booking an hour before.. so I  text him  and asked him if he  still wanted to go ahead but I got radio silence so I assumed  he wasn’t coming.. I left it 30 mins incase he might have been late to confirm and text me back but he didn’t so I gave the booking to someone else..

Then he text me on bang on the time he booked, saying he was on the car park and had just arrived..
I felt awul but  I never seen him before and he had no feedback..i thought he was a timewaster as he never confirmed..  so I had to text him and explain the booking has gone to someone else as he didn’t confirm a hour before as we agreed.. he wasn’t happy but I can’t wait around for maybes from a new client.. i have a booking process what I explained to him before he booked.. most seem to understand...
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3466 on: 25 April 2021, 09:45:59 am »


Expecting discounts and/or extra time just because he keeps coming back to me...erm I’ve been using the same hair salon for years and I never get discounts or extra hair treatments just because I keep going back to them, and nor would I as it’s their job and livelihood.

I was thinking about this the other day. I'll often go back every cple of weeks to get my nails done rather than the 3 weeks many women leave between appointments but that's my choice, I don't get offered a discount for going more regularly than many do and I wouldn't expect to.
As TT said about hairdressers, I've been to the same one for years but don't expect a discount or special treatment, infact I give her a tip every visit, now wouldn't that be a novelty in our business!?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3467 on: 25 April 2021, 10:00:07 am »
Turns up to the area I work in on the “off chance” I’m available, even though I have made it clear on my ads that I need 25 mins notice, and then he gets pissed off that I’m not about, maybe try reading the fucking ad properly then and not getting in your car to come to me when you don’t even know if I’m available.

I have one who does this all the time, no matter how many times I tell him that's not the way I work, makes me want to scream!
He must know a fair while beforehand that he's coming to my area so why can't he contact me then!?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3468 on: 25 April 2021, 03:05:48 pm »
I've got one who normally books a few days in advance. As we approach day off the booking he texts night before won't be long until my cock is in your wet pussy or something along those lines. So on morning of last booking says just a few hours to go now then almost like a countdown several more texts, one hour to go, half an hour to go, ten mins to go.

I was seriously tempted to do a countdown for him during the booking. Just twenty minutes to go . He's actually a nice guy but I did tell him sending all those texts is a bit annoying.  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3469 on: 25 April 2021, 03:36:44 pm »
I've got one who normally books a few days in advance. As we approach day off the booking he texts night before won't be long until my cock is in your wet pussy or something along those lines. So on morning of last booking says just a few hours to go now then almost like a countdown several more texts, one hour to go, half an hour to go, ten mins to go.

I was seriously tempted to do a countdown for him during the booking. Just twenty minutes to go . He's actually a nice guy but I did tell him sending all those texts is a bit annoying.  :FF

Haha I think the idea of doing a countdown for him telling him how long he has left is a brilliant idea! Then he may realise just how annoying his behaviour is.
All those texts before the booking would annoy the hell out of me.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3470 on: 26 April 2021, 03:27:18 pm »
When they're late and don't bother to apologise. Had one this morning that was a little late and didn't acknowledge it when he arrived.

I even drew attention to it as a way of giving him chance to apologise and he still didn't and so, he didn't get my best in the booking.

Good thing I kept an eye on the time too otherwise think he's have been here all day.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3471 on: 26 April 2021, 05:39:23 pm »
When they're late and don't bother to apologise. Had one this morning that was a little late and didn't acknowledge it when he arrived.

I even drew attention to it as a way of giving him chance to apologise and he still didn't and so, he didn't get my best in the booking.

Good thing I kept an eye on the time too otherwise think he's have been here all day.

Ugh. Probably one of those who thinks we are all just lying around all day gagging for it, no matter who walks through the door.

 Some guys are shocked that we actually run serious and successful business, as long - if not longer- than many other small businesses.

I hate bad manners  >:(

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3472 on: 27 April 2021, 12:09:52 am »
If they’re late I would still charge them for the booked time but tell them they need to leave on the time we agreed, I can’t stand it when they take advantage of appointment times. It’s just like any other appointment based business and you may have another client 30 min after that you need to prepare for them.
Something else that really bothers me is when they get all your information incorrect on the first message for example your name, days and hours you work and then when they repeatedly do it day after day and expect a polite tone back im very much slapping my forehead with my palm  :FF idiots!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3473 on: 28 April 2021, 12:40:03 am »
The next guy that jumps on my bed without drying himself off properly and leaves a damp dent in my pillow and bed will get an "accidental" bite on his cock I swear.... enough of this silliness 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3474 on: 28 April 2021, 06:59:43 am »
Guys asking “do you squirt” and then they look really disappointed when I say no :FF and this bugs the hell out of me for 2 reasons, the first is that I don’t offer it and nor have I ever offered it and they should know this before booking me as that’s what the ‘likes’ list on my AW profile is for.  The second reason being that these dipsticks don’t get that not all of can squirt, yes I know some of us may pee and pretend it’s squirting (or at least I have done this in the past😂) but some women genuinely do squirt and it’s not a talent, it just happens and these idiots do not seem to understand this, I have been made to feel like a failure in the past for not being one of those woman, even though it’s completely just a Chance thing, like just having nice natural tits for no reason is a Chance thing...I blame porn.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3475 on: 28 April 2021, 03:32:42 pm »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3476 on: 28 April 2021, 04:05:49 pm »
I know TT but I was brought up to be respectful to old folk and it makes me feel a bit bad but he really is taking the piss!
You are right though, I like your "tick tick"  so maybe I'll try that   ;D

I feel like older clients feel like they can get away with anything because they're elderly.
I recently had a much older client (80) book me for 30 minutes, at the start of the booking he said he loved eating pussy and just wanted to pleasure me. So I let him do (very very bad) oral on me in different positions for 30 minutes (it felt like 10 years) and then when the time was up, he got stroppy with me because he hadn't cum! I didn't even think he would be able to, he said 'it will only take 10 minutes', but I told him unless he wanted to pay for extra time then the booking was over. Sorry but my time is my time...He knew exactly what he was doing...then he stood there slowly getting dressed with a face like a slapped ass, acting like a total little bitch. Idiot!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3477 on: 28 April 2021, 05:18:21 pm »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3478 on: 28 April 2021, 09:00:48 pm »
Guys asking “do you squirt” and then they look really disappointed when I say no :FF and this bugs the hell out of me for 2 reasons, the first is that I don’t offer it and nor have I ever offered it and they should know this before booking me as that’s what the ‘likes’ list on my AW profile is for.  The second reason being that these dipsticks don’t get that not all of can squirt, yes I know some of us may pee and pretend it’s squirting (or at least I have done this in the past😂) but some women genuinely do squirt and it’s not a talent, it just happens and these idiots do not seem to understand this, I have been made to feel like a failure in the past for not being one of those woman, even though it’s completely just a Chance thing, like just having nice natural tits for no reason is a Chance thing...I blame porn.

I completely blame porn for this; it’s infuriating & maddening & I HATE IT.

The client & I will be twined around each other, he’s nuzzling me, I’m thinking about KitKats, he’s getting worked up, I’m considering going down to the sundry shop to SEE if there’s KitKats .....🤷🏼‍♀️

And then I hear it. Murmured in my ear: “Do you squirt?”

Me: “Nope! Sure don’t!!”

Giggles to self as the guy visibly deflates in front of me.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3479 on: 28 April 2021, 11:37:45 pm »
I don't do cim and says that clearly on my profile. The number of guys trying to convince to try it with them saying apparently their cum tastes nice. I don't care just don't like it.