Had a client text yesterday that I saw a couple of weeks ago. He said 'if I come and see you tomorrow, can you wear some better stockings than what you had last time?' They were simple white stockings with lace at the top. Perfectly normal.
I said no and the only other stockings I had were black and were the same sort as the white ones. He said 'ok no worries'.
I heard no further from him. I couldn't resist texting a few hours later to say 'plus if you are in the company of a young woman, I'm not sure how much it matters what stockings she's wearing'.
He told me to trust him and that it does matter to which I replied, if he has particular stockings in mind then he should foot the bill for them.
Seriously, after the service I provided and he's more bothered about a pair of bloody stockings? Prick.