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BethElizabeth

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3315 on: 01 February 2021, 07:50:50 pm »
Ask you to do ridiculous things...
Today, a regular asked me if I would dye my hair (which is blonde) bright red. I said no, and he acted really annoyed and said 'what if me booking you again depends on it?'
Ugh.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3316 on: 01 February 2021, 08:20:28 pm »
Ask you to do ridiculous things...
Today, a regular asked me if I would dye my hair (which is blonde) bright red. I said no, and he acted really annoyed and said 'what if me booking you again depends on it?'
Ugh.

This drives me mad. I have one regular who always pesters for me to shave. My partner prefers me unshaved (which the reg knows.) and so it's staying that way. Why he thinks I'd rather please him than my partner is beyond me.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3317 on: 02 February 2021, 01:11:27 am »
This drives me mad. I have one regular who always pesters for me to shave. My partner prefers me unshaved (which the reg knows.) and so it's staying that way. Why he thinks I'd rather please him than my partner is beyond me.

Had one ask me the same thing, if I’d shave🪒for him🙄. Batted it right back to him & said yep, sure would, $3,000 dollars please. Outraged, he asks why. For all the hassle that it’s going to cause ME to grow that shit back out, buddy.

He didn’t book😂.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3318 on: 02 February 2021, 08:03:50 am »
Had a client text yesterday that I saw a couple of weeks ago. He said 'if I come and see you tomorrow, can you wear some better stockings than what you had last time?' They were simple white stockings with lace at the top. Perfectly normal.

I said no and the only other stockings I had were black and were the same sort as the white ones. He said 'ok no worries'.

I heard no further from him. I couldn't resist texting a few hours later to say 'plus if you are in the company of a young woman, I'm not sure how much it matters what stockings she's wearing'.

He told me to trust him and that it does matter to which I replied, if he has particular stockings in mind then he should foot the bill for them.

Seriously, after the service I provided and he's more bothered about a pair of bloody stockings?  Prick.
« Last Edit: 02 February 2021, 10:15:38 am by Maz »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3319 on: 02 February 2021, 08:47:55 am »
Had one ask me the same thing, if I’d shave🪒for him🙄. Batted it right back to him & said yep, sure would, $3,000 dollars please. Outraged, he asks why. For all the hassle that it’s going to cause ME to grow that shit back out, buddy.

He didn’t book😂.

I'm the same - any hair requests (including that on my head) is £1,000. Up front. No one's ever taken me up on the offer, it couldn't have been THAT important then, eh.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3320 on: 02 February 2021, 01:41:27 pm »
Had one ask me the same thing, if I’d shave🪒for him🙄. Batted it right back to him & said yep, sure would, $3,000 dollars please. Outraged, he asks why. For all the hassle that it’s going to cause ME to grow that shit back out, buddy.

He didn’t book😂.

I was going to respond the same thing. hahahaha Cos my clientele like me natural with hair and so if such idiot wanted it removed for him he have to cough up the funds but I would say that will the cost £5,000 GBP ontop of the hourly rate  without the please at the end.  ;D

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« Reply #3321 on: 02 February 2021, 01:48:07 pm »
Had a client text yesterday that I saw a couple of weeks ago. He said 'if I come and see you tomorrow, can you wear some better stockings than what you had last time?' They were simple white stockings with lace at the top. Perfectly normal.

I said no and the only other stockings I had were black and were the same sort as the white ones. He said 'ok no worries'.

I heard no further from him. I couldn't resist texting a few hours later to say 'plus if you are in the company of a young woman, I'm not sure how much it matters what stockings she's wearing'.

He told me to trust him and that it does matter to which I replied, if he has particular stockings in mind then he should foot the bill for them.

Seriously, after the service I provided and he's more bothered about a pair of bloody stockings?  Prick.

Such guys get on my nerves of clothing request. I simply say  - No problem do buy whatever outift that you like me to wear call me when your in the shop and hand the phone over to the sales assistant (I don't trust any idiot who claims it to be fresh not worn) so I know your in the store and is purchasing that outfit. This is to be done on the day of your booking. If you don't do this and turn up I will wear what I have in my wardrobe the stockings you do not like.

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« Reply #3322 on: 02 February 2021, 02:19:25 pm »
Had a client text yesterday that I saw a couple of weeks ago. He said 'if I come and see you tomorrow, can you wear some better stockings than what you had last time?' They were simple white stockings with lace at the top. Perfectly normal.

I said no and the only other stockings I had were black and were the same sort as the white ones. He said 'ok no worries'.

I heard no further from him. I couldn't resist texting a few hours later to say 'plus if you are in the company of a young woman, I'm not sure how much it matters what stockings she's wearing'.

He told me to trust him and that it does matter to which I replied, if he has particular stockings in mind then he should foot the bill for them.

Seriously, after the service I provided and he's more bothered about a pair of bloody stockings?  Prick.

It sounds like for him, fault finding and control matters more than the sex. He's being vague about what he defines as 'better' which leaves the door open for complaint once he sees what you've picked.

You're right, if the stockings mattered he would have spent a tenner on them.
I give them my size and they pop into the nearest Boots and buy the stockings they fancy.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3323 on: 02 February 2021, 07:32:28 pm »
Yes it does seem more of a control and nit picking issue on his part. He got on my nerves the first time he came so don't fancy meeting him again.

Requests for clothing get on my nerves too. Especially some that ask for seamed stockings. Does it really matter whether or not they have a line down the back? I'll get a marker pen and draw some on if you want.

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« Reply #3324 on: 02 February 2021, 07:36:59 pm »
I have so many stockings and don't mind requests myself. Lots of men love seamed stockings, especially with the keyhole finishing loop at the top. It takes two minutes to put them on so I don't see the problem. Small request in my view for the money they're shelling out.

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« Reply #3325 on: 02 February 2021, 10:14:12 pm »
Had one ask me the same thing, if I’d shave🪒for him🙄. Batted it right back to him & said yep, sure would, $3,000 dollars please. Outraged, he asks why. For all the hassle that it’s going to cause ME to grow that shit back out, buddy.

He didn’t book😂.

Ha! I'm going to start telling them absolutely for 5k.  ;D  I just don't get it. If your preference is shaved, book someone who advertises they are shaved.  Or blonde, don't book a brunette and so on. Is it so difficult? :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3326 on: 02 February 2021, 10:39:28 pm »
Ha! I'm going to start telling them absolutely for 5k.  ;D  I just don't get it. If your preference is shaved, book someone who advertises they are shaved.  Or blonde, don't book a brunette and so on. Is it so difficult? :FF

Right? Or book a damn redhead🧑🏻‍🦰! Don’t ask Beth Elizabeth (who’s busy planning her wedding👰🏼with ole Jim Bob😂, let’s not forget) to dye her frigging hair!

🙋🏼‍♀️Still available for cake🎂testing.
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« Reply #3327 on: 03 February 2021, 05:07:15 am »
I have so many stockings and don't mind requests myself. Lots of men love seamed stockings, especially with the keyhole finishing loop at the top. It takes two minutes to put them on so I don't see the problem. Small request in my view for the money they're shelling out.

True, they are shelling out a lot of money but I'm not going out of my way for just one fussy client when the majority are happy enough with what I've got.

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« Reply #3328 on: 03 February 2021, 12:22:40 pm »
Right? Or book a damn redhead🧑🏻‍🦰! Don’t ask Beth Elizabeth (who’s busy planning her wedding👰🏼with ole Jim Bob😂, let’s not forget) to dye her frigging hair!

🙋🏼‍♀️Still available for cake🎂testing.

Celest you always crack me up hhahahah

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3329 on: 03 February 2021, 01:42:35 pm »

🙋🏼‍♀️Still available for cake🎂testing.

 ;D ;D

Unfortunately it seems we have to bake our own wedding cake as my one true love believes it is degrading to pay bakers for their products!